NEWS: Marie Osmond's Daughters Are "Sluts," Marie Blames Myspace

CELEB: Marie Osmond's Daughters Are "Sluts," Marie Blames Myspace

The National Enquirer’s most recent discovery really bummed out squeaky-clean Marie Osmond: Osmond’s teenage daughters are sex-crazed bisexuals!

The Enquirer uncovered the girls' Myspace profiles, and forwarded to the information to Osmond. The singer’s 18 year old daughter Jessica stated in her profile that she is bisexual and wants to have sex "as many times as possible.” 16 year old Rachael claimed in her profile that she’s a "slut" and "whore."

Osmond was outraged, and provided the following quote to the magazine.

In true American fashion, Osmond denied all responsibility, instead blaming Myspace for her daughters’ promiscuity. Nice try, Marie, but is it any wonder those kids turned out like this? Mom designed and sold freaky dolls in their likeness and hawked them on QVC. I blame QVC!



"Jessica" Doll



"Rachael" Doll

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
*inhale*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[Edited on May 28, 2006 9:45AM]

Girls will be girls.

y blame myspace for everything!!!

I wanna get a t shirt saying "it wasn't me, it was myspace"

Poor Tom, he's getting blamed cos all these parents are discovering what their kids are really like

thanks a lot, tom. thanks for turning marie's sweet, innocent, god-fearing daughters into complete whores. you're dead to me, tom.

Hahahaha

Oh yeah...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I searched for their profiles to no avail.

If anyone wants to check my work copy and paste this into google

site:myspace.com Jessica Osmond

Personally, I am a little concerned about a 16-year-old girl who labels herself a slut and a whore.

This is apparently the older daughter's profile, though the stuff about her "wanting to have sex all the time" appears to be gone. Check out her heroes, though.

I'm guessing that mom's Mormon childrearing techniques included telling her kids that if they did anything that involved contact with boys, they were sluts and whores. I blame mom for being an attention seeking monster.

Why don't parents blame themselves instead of finding a scapegoat for bad parenting. Parents are always trying to shut down anything that has adult content in it. It's just like with yahoo groups, you used to be able to post just about everything in there but not anymore is that what's going to happen to myspace, I hope not.

Why don't they shut down the whole Internet!! And television! And close down all mixed sex sxhools!!!... u keep hearing about priests being peodophiles n stuff... so y don't they shut down churches!!!

I don't know much about the Mormon church, but I know several Mormons and they are not monsters as you seem to make them out to be. Maybe Marie Osmond is - I haven't exactly spent minutes of my life thinking about it - but Mormons as a group aren't necessarily crazy.

Good work. I'll buy that. a little off topic but is it the goal of myspace users to make the page look horrible and unreadble. I swear half the profiles on myspace give me a brain seizure.

I know it turned me slutty

see also.........

[Edited on May 28, 2006 8:33AM]

So...orinetation...BI...sex all the time = cause for Marie Osmond outrage.

Not a word about Hitler being a hero? Or the "fuck off all nigaz and skanks" post?

Way to miss the point, Marie. And National Inquirer, for that matter.

Hell, really, isn't that what they used to call in the news biz, "burying the lead?"

Osmond Daughter Hitler Loving Trash. There's yr headline.

Not that the Inquirer is any pillar of journalism...

marie probably made her daughter take the sex stuff off the myspace site.... but it's ok to leave the reference to Hitler as one of your personal heroes honey...
Great parenting Marie!

Highlighted the text in her abou me: section She seems to be the coolest person in the world so go and IM her.

This is the Newswire. It is different than just random boards postings.

I'll take a sex crazed bi-sexual over a hitler loving racist every time. I sent a message lets see if she gets back to me.

i am almost positive that HotTopic would have that...go to their web page.
~my sister's bf's daughter is 13 and on myspace. yeah, that's a parental nightmare, potentially...however, if you don't have any faith in your kids to make good decisions, they'll only Make the bad ones, just to spite you.
Marie's faith is a factor; mormons are known for having good family/parenting skills. but like with most religions, some folks can get a little over board and be uber restrictive, etc, etc...which is what i would expect a former TeeVee star, who's suffered from Post-Partum, to have done. she became SUPER PROTECTIVE MOM!!! which usually means she's got blinders from here to the end of the earth...
those dolls are Uber f'kd up.

[Edited on May 28, 2006 8:59AM]

Here we go again. Mormons blaming everyone else for "corrupting" their childrens mind.
What were you expecting to happen when you force beliefs down their throat?
Both my parents are Mormons & tried to force it on me as a kid til I got kicked out of sunday school & I've met plenty of people with the same story.
Mormons think that by telling their kids that everything is wrong & forcing religion on them will keep them away from sex, drugs & alcohol.
Try telling a lion that meat is bad for him, force him to eat tofu & then expect him not to eat a deer when your back is turned... Good luck.
The truth is that Mormons are living in a fuckin' Disney world where everything is G rated & very much like Flanders's house. They can't answer any questions their kids might have about drugs & alcohol apart from that it's wrong, leaving the kids go find out for themselves.
At least when my kids ask me about drugs I can give them a 1st hand answer.
My mum is an obsessed Osmond fan so I can't wait to tell her about this & watch her flipout.

[Edited on May 29, 2006 by swanny]

I blame estrogen