Favorite Kids in the Hall sketch

I love this Kids sketch but I cant seem to find the flying pig!!

I saw them live and it was the best!!

I'm crushing your head! Crush crush crsuh crush!

Girl Drink Drunk

thischeesecake skit is funny as hell too.

YES!!

Sir, I ascertain that these men are just jealous of my command of the... English... uh language.

uh, fucking bird lady???

CHICKEN LADY LOVES LIFE!!

whats better than the

King of Empty Promises

yeah its funny as balls

buisness men trappers, workers compensation, and the bear attack

Bear attack, is that the one with the guy who keeps riding up to the corner and yelling "fag"?

The monologue where Bruce is talking about how he hates it when people wear T-shirts for his old jobs, like 'Bikini Inspector' and 'Beaver Patrol'. That shit's hard work!

"But first...the WHORES!"

"how much do you think my head weighs?"

"with or without hair?"

"heh heh...WITH!"

That's actually the one I was thinking of but I couldn't remember the dialouge!

Edited because I confused you with someone else.

[Edited on May 23, 2006 by if]

[Edited on May 23, 2006 by if]

Really like 'Can I Keep Him' and 'Bass Player' from season 1, then 'Opened Up' in Season 2, if only for Dave Foley's hilarious grinny-look.

daddy drank.

classic.
dave foley's delivery, perfect.

Sausages!

the Beard

If Elvis Were My Landlord.

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The sketch where a kid (Bruce McCulloch) brought home a stray businessman (Kevin Mcdonald)

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This one bit I vaguely recall in which Kevin Mcdonald is a depressed father whose wife has just left him. All I really remember about it was him sitting at a kitchen table with the newspaper while his son looked on in horror, "What's number one on the charts? Bell Biv Devoe. Bell......... Biv....... Devoe........ Your mother left me."

danny husk has been kidnapped. hi-larious.