NEWS: The Return of "Fire Crotch"

CELEB: The Return of "Fire Crotch"

Last week, we witnessed disgusting trustafarian Brandon Davis use many expletives to describe Lindsay Lohan’s lovely vagina, while Lohan’s former homegirl Paris Hilton giggled and tagged along, holding a cell phone up so a friend could hear the tirade.

This week, Lohan and her vag hooked up with Hilton’s ex-boyfriend, Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos, getting her just revenge. The New York Daily News reported that Lohan and Niarchos ran around New York City getting their mack on.

Meanwhile, in Los Angeles, Davis faced the music regarding his uncouth statements. A Lindsay Lohan fan stalked the outspoken Lohan-hater outside a nightclub club, reminding him:

a.) Lohan actually earned her money, while he filches off his own father.
b.) He desperately needs to take a fucking shower.
c.) Mischa Barton dumped his sorry ass.

Watch video of the incident here.



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I'm not going to lie, that's pretty funny.

who the fuck is Brandon Davis??

He looks really uncomfortable at the end there...sitting in the car.

hehehe

That was great! It was a montage of ass-kickings...

That motherfucker does need to take a shower.

He's an heir to an oil fortune. And a dirty, smelly tool bag.

Apparently Mischa Barton has a thing for dudes with greasy hair and crotch cheese.

"And why the fuck should I care"?

Wow. He had sex w/ Lindsay Lohan. Apparently this separates him from rocks and sea anemones. I guess that's why he's in the news.

I love it where she says "I'm so fired up!!" and where she tells him to go cry.

He looks like hes going home to shoot up.

It took me a month to figure out who Kevin Featherbrain was. Are Kevin and Brandon related?

FireCrotch seems like a compliment, "Man, she's so hot, her crotch is on fire!!!!"

since when do freckles eliminate a vagina from being sexy??

and yeah, fire crotch seems like a compliment.....

next redhead I'm dating is getting that name!

I don't know who this guy is, I don't know who his ex is, I don't know who Stavros Whatever is, and I think it funny that Hilton is laughing her ass off seeing as how she not only embarrassed herself on national television for a couple of years but on the internet and sex video circuit, as well. Yeah, she's one to stand alongside some real sweet guys. More like dude bro frat scum. Of course, I'd expect nothing less from her and girls of her ilk. These people are wastes of oxygen and they'd better hope to hell nothing ever happens to them to cause them to lose all of their money. If there is a just, higher power, it could very well happen. Then they'd be peons like the rest of us, only they'd have absolutely no way of surviving in the real world.

"You are not what you own."

I cant stand brandon davis

that shit is funny

Aol video eh? interesting. broken but interesting.

youtube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzRY9enwaqg&search=%20Brandon%20Davis

and more youtube of Mike Britt on the subject
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg4gdPZ06dw&search=%20Brandon%20Davis

btw is sg shilling for aol video?

[Edited on May 23, 2006 9:37AM]

You wish.

i have the feeling that if you touched that guy you would break out in a rash.

IDK...I've always loved my own freckles.

But, seriously, I don't know what is funnier...seeing Brandon Davis horribly embarrassed or the fact that there is a Lindsay Lohan fan so dedicated she stalked Brandon Davis to verbally tear him apart.

[Edited on May 23, 2006 by roaring_tulips]

In all honesty, Lindsay is one of my "guilty pleasures" when it comes to music or a celeb that I like and respect.

I also give kudos to the woman who had the balls to yell at Brandon.

And his comment about how he would rather sleep with her father than her.. kinda of raises an eyebrow.