VAL KILMER REALLY LOVES STRIP CLUBS

Val Kilmer has a fever, and apparently the only cure is getting to a strip club asap. Kilmer, currently performing The Postman Always Rings Twice in London, grew impatient waiting for his car service to pick him up from the theater, so he approached a passing motorist and asked the man to take him to a strip club.

After explaining his predicament the 'Heat' star jumped into the passenger seat and they drove away.

A source is quoted on MSNBC.com as saying: "It was totally bizarre. He approached a complete stranger who had parked his car outside the theater for a quick cigarette.

"He said to him, 'I'm Val Kilmer - can you take me to Stringfellows?' And the bloke obliged! Val jumped in and headed off."

Would you offer a lift to a man that desperate for a lap dance?

~Alyk

DAUGHTER OF "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER" DIES

A&E reality tv star Duane Dog Chapmans daughter died Friday night. A car accident killed twenty-three year old Barbara Chapman the day before Dog was set to marry long-time girlfriend, Beth. The couple decided to go ahead with the wedding ceremony yesterday, but included a memorial to his daughter.

Duane 'Dog' Chapman wed his Dog the Bounty Hunter sidekick Beth Smith on Saturday (20MAY06), only a day after his daughter was killed in a car accident. The 53-year-old bounty hunter was devastated to discover his 23-year-old daughter Barbara Katy Chapman died near her home in Fairbanks, Alaska on Friday night (19MAY06). After discussions with his 10 surviving children, Chapman decided to go ahead with his wedding as planned on Hawaii's Big Island, but included a memorial to Barbara during the ceremony. Michael Feeney, senior vice president of A&E television network, says, "They all decided unanimously they should celebrate the wedding and her life." The couple have postponed their honeymoon to Fiji following Barbara's death.

~Alyk

BRITNEY GETS HER VERY OWN LAW

In reaction to recent photos of Britney Spears driving with her son Sean Preston in the backseat with his car seat facing forward, California lawmakers discussed a bill to prevent other mommies from screwing up Britney-style. Introducing: Britneys Law.

Britney Spears has prompted California lawmakers to introduce a bill requiring parents to face their infants' car seats towards the back of the vehicle if they are under one year old. Spears started another car seat controversy earlier this week when she was photographed with her eight-month-old son, Sean Preston, slumped over in a forward-facing car seat.

According to California motor-vehicle code, babies who weigh 20 pounds or who are less than one year old should have their car seats facing backward. Spears' representatives insist that she did nothing wrong, since her son weighs over 20 pounds.

Lawmakers hope the new legislation will clear up any confusion over the code by having any child under one year old facing backwards, regardless of weight. If passed, the new legislation would be called Britney's Law, in honor of the pop star.

~Alyk

SCARJO TAKES IT TO CITY HALL

Last week actress Scarlett Johansson was so busy filming The Nanny Diaries that she could not make time to attend a press conference held by New York City Mayor, Michael Bloomberg. The press conference was to announce the citys plan to give tax breaks to the entertainment industry in order to bring more business to the city that would otherwise be done in Los Angeles.

Johansson seemed to be embarrassed by the media, who claim she stood up the mayor. She stated that she had no idea she had even been invited. Mayor Bloomberg was polite about the incident saying that he had looked forward to standing "next to a real beauty, Scarlett Johansson Now she's not here yet".

Note to future politicians of America...

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~lilyk

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

MAY 21, 2006 11:00 AM

!. I have seen Val Kilmer up close and personal and I can say this; I could take him in a fight and he looked like he was ready to fuck anything that moved.

2. Awww Dog!

3. I told you some good would come out of Britney reproducing!

4.Scarjo is TEFLON4LIFE!!!!!!!1111111111111

Anton

Australia

September 2003

MAY 21, 2006 11:41 AM

I would drive that crazy Christian Scientist bastard wherever he wanted to go.

kengineer

Portland, OR

September 2002

MAY 21, 2006 11:53 PM

Strip club, huh? I can't say that I'm in a position to criticize. Compared to the whacky shit other celebrities are doing and saying, it seems perfectly normal.

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Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

MAY 21, 2006 09:40 AM

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

MAY 21, 2006 11:00 AM

Anton

Australia

September 2003

MAY 21, 2006 11:41 AM

kengineer

Portland, OR

September 2002

MAY 21, 2006 11:53 PM