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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

MAY 19, 2006 07:19 PM

As the appropriately dressed Britney Spears exited the Ritz Carlton New York yesterday with a glass in one hand, and her baby in the other, she lost her footing, almost braining baby Sean Preston. Luckily, her mustachioed bodyguard quickly threw himself between the pavement and the baby.

SG member reaction to the photos posted yesterday varied greatly. Suicide Girl Posh felt pity for the new mom.

Posh said:
I did almost feel bad for her after the baby dropping incident. I think there are tons of parents that this actually happens to. Of course, none of them happen to have 100 photographers around just waiting to capture a bad momma moment to report on.


SG member Bird took the counterpoint.

Bird said:
I might feel sorry for her if this was the first time this happened, but she does this stuff time after time. She goes through nannies like water, has had child services called on her like twice, and leaves the baby with random people while she goes traveling with Douche-Federline. And NOW she's pregnant again…Get an IUD…They are like 40 bucks from a health centre.


Incorrigible summed the entire mess up for us nicely.

Incorrigible said:
Jesus, Brit-Brit. put on a shirt. And pull up your pants. And buy a stroller. Stop crying. It makes me nervous.


It makes us all nervous. Now watch the video of the incident and tell us what you think.

Video



dvsskunk

dvsskunk

Westminster, CO
December 2003

MAY 19, 2006 09:07 PM

Thats one ugly baby.

tophermac

tophermac

Waterville, ME
April 2006

MAY 19, 2006 09:12 PM

it wasn't really that bad if you watch the video. she stumbles. she probably wouldn't have if she wasn't surrounded by 50 people and having so many flashes going off in her face.

PHEDG

PHEDG

I'm lost
March 2003

MAY 19, 2006 09:25 PM

"This is why I need a gun, ya'll."

jeffvader

jeffvader

San Diego, CA
November 2004

MAY 19, 2006 09:29 PM

news on sg member opinions about...i'll just stop there before i'm put in an article about sg masochists biggrin blackeyed kiss

[Edited on May 19, 2006 9:57PM]

pharcyde

pharcyde

Mississauga, ON
September 2003

MAY 19, 2006 09:30 PM

why is she wearing a apron instead of a shirt??

DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

MAY 19, 2006 09:44 PM

jesus christ will anyone ever leave her the fuck alone? im not voicing anger at this thread, but the fucking media...my god. as a parent myself, if i had idiots following me wherever the fuck i went, id be dropping kids like bombs.

granted, shes clueless. she puts her kid in the carseat backwards, she doesnt realize that smoking during pregnancy is bad, shes obviously a terrible human being. you know what? my parents used to smoke pot when i was a kid, my mom left me alone one time for a half hour when i was 3 only to have the cops waiting for her when i got home, my father was an utterly useless douchebag who never did a goddamn thing, my mother threatened to kill herself to get me to listen to her on multiple occasions and i turned out just fine. ive never done a drug in my life, never tried smoking, rarely drink, dont break the law in any way (short of looking at boobies on the internets LOLZ) and in general dont suck as a person or a parent.

britney is probably a better parent than 98% of parents on this planet. shes a touch clueless, but for the love of god, leave her be. if any of you are truly worried about the safety of her kid, just drop this shit. if youre looking to make yourselves feel better about yourselves by trashing her parenting skills, god bless. just realize thats what you are doing.

</end rant>

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

MAY 19, 2006 09:49 PM

her panties are showing.





what?

FistFuck

FistFuck

HOPEFUL

San Antonio, TX

MAY 19, 2006 10:03 PM

hold on to your kid with both hands for fucks sake!!!! When the kids are that little.... thats what you do!!!!

DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

MAY 19, 2006 10:06 PM

FistFuck said:
hold on to your kid with both hands for fucks sake!!!! When the kids are that little.... thats what you do!!!!


what the hell are you talking about? my daughter is 8 months old and shes been supporting her head since she was 3 months old. shes had the tummy strength to keep herself from keeling over since she was 5 months old.

so, what are you talking about?

Raedyn

Raedyn

Boston, MA
January 2005

MAY 19, 2006 10:13 PM

yeah well when you have a million people around you flashing cameras it's a different story... hold on to your fucken baby. if the man nanny could react that quick she should be quicker being the childs mother.
and making a statement saying she is a better parent than 98% of the parents on this planet is retarded.

and making comments like this is why i need a gun hinting that she would be going around shooting people is just something that most of the population would do too.



LiquidYogi

LiquidYogi

Claremont, CA
September 2003

MAY 19, 2006 10:33 PM

I don't fucking care that baby was DOOMED to begin with.

FistFuck

FistFuck

HOPEFUL

San Antonio, TX

MAY 19, 2006 10:36 PM

DieWhiteGirls said:

FistFuck said:
hold on to your kid with both hands for fucks sake!!!! When the kids are that little.... thats what you do!!!!


what the hell are you talking about? my daughter is 8 months old and shes been supporting her head since she was 3 months old. shes had the tummy strength to keep herself from keeling over since she was 5 months old.

so, what are you talking about?


Yeah, i have kids too... i have two kids, one is almost 4, one is almost 2. When they are that old i am still holding on to them with 2 hands. I still hold on to my youngest with 2 hands even now... its my motherhood instinct. I like them to be secure... ecspecially when im standing over concrete. I may not be gripping her hard with that second hand but it is resting on her back and ready to grip

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

MAY 19, 2006 10:37 PM

i wish i had babies... lots of them. smile

FistFuck

FistFuck

HOPEFUL

San Antonio, TX

MAY 19, 2006 10:50 PM

_panda_ said:
i wish i had babies... lots of them. smile


lol... i want more!!! I love kids!!! If and when i have large amounts of money i will reproduce like crazy!!!

hehehe... nah... ill have a few more. Actually im gonna keep trying till i have a boy.

But to be on subject its just that i hold my kids very close when they are young,.. ecspecially in public. If im carrying something fragile and large i will carry it with two hands without thinking about it and my child is way more important than any material possession... thus i automatically carry it with two hands. Yes, its a bit uncomforable sometimes, yes i cant carry tons of stuff at the same time but thats the sacrifice i have made. Im just overprotective... at some point in the near future my kids will hate me for it... but for now they are my life and i protect them as such.

its a touchy subject... and im quite drunk. eh. blush

Elisabeth

Elisabeth

Atherton, CA
December 2002

MAY 19, 2006 10:54 PM

Money can't buy class, or intuitive parenting skills either.

surreal

I'm glad that she doesn't have a gun, between the kid in one hand and the glass of whatever in the other, how would she hold it?

Drusylla

Drusylla

Mesa, AZ
May 2005

MAY 19, 2006 11:35 PM

You know what? I've tripped while holding my kids. Does that make me a bad parent?

Shit happens. Get over it. It's not his head slammed into the pavement. She had a firm grip on him. You'd be surprised how hard you grip your kid when you loose your footing.

joeywrists

joeywrists

Lake Grove, NY
March 2006

MAY 20, 2006 12:08 AM

honestly who the fuck cares fuckem both

Quartz

Quartz

USA
November 2005

MAY 20, 2006 12:24 AM

the slip looks like a genuine human error. but that in no way means that i like her in the slightest

SteveNeurotic

SteveNeurotic

Charlotte, NC
January 2004

MAY 20, 2006 12:29 AM

I drop little babies all the time. They're brown and smell, and float in the toilet bowl. shocked

What?! tongue

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 20, 2006 12:36 AM

i watched it twice and it doesn't look like she reacted that well between the glass and the baby. like, i would let go of the glass.

yikes.

then again... maybe that glass of water balanced her..


never mind.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

MAY 20, 2006 01:06 AM

If she's taking K-Fed and leaving the kid with other people all the time, the kid is FAR better off.

Rin

Rin

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

MAY 20, 2006 01:14 AM

you know what i think?

bird is awesome.

Erin

Erin

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

MAY 20, 2006 01:22 AM

Britney crying is the saddest thing I've seen in a long time.

5371W

5371W

Elizabethtown, KY
May 2005

MAY 20, 2006 02:05 AM

DieWhiteGirls said:
britney is probably a better parent than 98% of parents on this planet.



Orly?



[Edited on May 20, 2006 5:06AM]

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