NEWS: The New Superman: So, So Gay That They're Not Even Trying to Hide it Anymore

CULTURE: The New Superman: So, So Gay That They're Not Even Trying to Hide it Anymore

Presumably, we've all seen the first and second X-Men films. Which, of course, means we're all well-versed in director Bryan Singer's famed juxtaposition of thinly-veiled homosexual undertones with the overt chest-thumping of comic book superheroes and their tragic suppression of "closeted" secret identities. But this time around, judging from the new round of marketing for his Superman Returns (opening June 30th), it seems as though Singer has chosen to toss the ol' closet aside, and whip out the aggressive masculinity of this mysterious "Super Man" for all to see.

I mean, there it is, in all its Floridian glory, below. (And yes, you can argue it's hanging a bit, and not at full attention, but maybe that's because "Florida" hasn't yet been introduced to "Hurricane Spacey.")



(Via Egotastic)

huh?

Florida looks like Superman's doodle.

They prefer "the Sunshine State"

Wow... ummm, okay.
Thanks for pointing that out?

I watched the entirity of local and national news on UK terrestrial TV today and saw NOTHING about this. Why are the British being kept in the dark about such matters?

Actualy I think he means that it looks like Michigan's thumb might be up Supes' ass.

I see a Canada reach-around.

I think "huh?" was still the best post of the day.... it captured exactly what I was thinking....

He's actually not as high up as he looks, that's Leeds.

"Fookin' 'ell, look at Charlie wi' 'is red pants!"

"Ee's got 'is skivvies on uvver 'is troosers!"

Still think that movie is gonna suck so fucking bad.........

What about that picture is "so gay"? Even if Supes had his actual super-cock out it would still only be nudity and nothing to do with homosexuality.

It's not like it's pointing at his backside.

I get it,

but it still makes no sense.

Dudes just not Superman. I have nothing else to add.

wow thats really stupiD...and so am I for actually responding

I think someone is projecting. And could someone also explain to me what gayness happened in the X-Men movies, because I missed it.

Ian McKellan: "Oooh, you are awful"
Patrick Stewart: "But you like me"

Well, there was leather. And men.

*Foghorn*

Yeah, they totally stuck Florida there to make it look like Superman's wang. No way it's actually there. That's so Photoshopped, dude.

Wasn't Lex Luthor gay? That's why he was Superman's arch nemesis, he was secretly in love with The Man of Steel.