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Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

MAY 18, 2006 08:51 PM

joker_c86 said:

Necia said:
No, that's entirely what it is. It's the mind/body dichotomy--enlightenment only comes when we rid ourselves of "the pleasures of the flesh"



Erm...No..

I was not kidding about yoni worship...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni
http://www.sediva.com/cgi-bin/sediva/yoni.html
http://www.newfrontier.com/nepal/tantra_enlightenment_through_sex.htm (ignore silly music)

Oh wait, you were talking about Western Enlightenment, that is erm oxymoronic.



Yeah, I kept feeling like "enlightenment" wasn't the right word at all . . . Oh, well.

Dark_Templar

Dark_Templar

Auburn, CA
June 2004

MAY 18, 2006 09:47 PM

Kind of makes you want to jack off on the Koran wink

....... Just for good measure

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

MAY 18, 2006 10:24 PM

Necia said:

joker_c86 said:

Necia said:
No, that's entirely what it is. It's the mind/body dichotomy--enlightenment only comes when we rid ourselves of "the pleasures of the flesh"



Erm...No..

I was not kidding about yoni worship...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni
http://www.sediva.com/cgi-bin/sediva/yoni.html
http://www.newfrontier.com/nepal/tantra_enlightenment_through_sex.htm (ignore silly music)

Oh wait, you were talking about Western Enlightenment, that is erm oxymoronic.



Yeah, I kept feeling like "enlightenment" wasn't the right word at all . . . Oh, well.



It is okay, its never to late to start worshipping yoni..

Ommetaphobia

Ommetaphobia

Montreal, QC
March 2006

MAY 19, 2006 09:01 AM

Oh! Of course. I just can't get going in the morning if I haven't corrupted a pure and virginal young man's soul. It's so easy too. I just have to cough or smile in their general direction and it seems to be enough.



Necia said:

Ommetaphobia said:
This reminds me of this commercial I saw on TLC the other day. It was called "God or the Girl". I don't know exactly what the premise is, but from the ad it seemed to be about 3 or 4 guys who had received a calling to become priests but whose sole obstacle into priesthood was their reticence at getting rid of their attraction to women. What is it with religion trying to conflict enlightenment with one's desire for women? Their logic seems to indicate that we're basically tools of Satan created to lead men astray or something. This sort of thinking leads tons of victims of rape to be accused of bringing it on themselves.



No, that's entirely what it is. It's the mind/body dichotomy--enlightenment only comes when we rid ourselves of "the pleasures of the flesh" and all that crap, when we rise above the demands of our weak-willed, deviant, impure bodies and reach some nonexistent plateau at which we're all just floating disembodied brains, pure intellect--and woman has always been placed squarely on the "body" side of that divide. And if woman is body, then she's another material, physical weakness that can lead our (or, well, "their," I guess) minds/souls/etc. astray and thus must be jettisoned in order to transcend.

And, you know, it's totally true. I mean, I go trolling for pure male souls to lead astray all the time--don't you? confused



Nokturn

Nokturn

United Kingdom
April 2006

MAY 19, 2006 09:01 AM

Dark_Templar said:
Kind of makes you want to jack off on the Koran
....... Just for good measure


Somewhere in the Middle East, there's a fatwah with your name on it
Dark_Templar eeek

Dark_Templar

Dark_Templar

Auburn, CA
June 2004

MAY 19, 2006 10:55 AM

biggrin

Alisa

Alisa

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

MAY 19, 2006 02:01 PM

this thread was worth it for all the jokes!!! you guys are so crazzzy!

great lead-in title, by the way.

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