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Rahodeb

Rahodeb

Los Angeles, CA
March 2006

MAY 18, 2006 10:58 AM

Never mind the little problem of their skivvies, and forget all about any likelihood of voting or driving. Saudi Arabian women—no, scratch that: not just women (that's old news), but even their printed images—are being vilified and criminalized. Think a cartoon of Muhammed will get you jihadified? Whatever you do, don't publish a photograph of a woman (even in her traditional Muslim headscarf) in a Saudi newspaper!

King Abdullah has told Saudi editors to stop publishing pictures of women because they could lead young men astray, newspapers reported Tuesday.

In recent months, newspapers have published pictures of women — always wearing the traditional Muslim headscarf — to illustrate stories. The stories usually have had to do with women's issues.

The papers have also started publishing a range of views on causes that are not generally accepted in Saudi Arabia — such as women having the right to drive and vote.

The king told editors on Monday night that publishing a woman's picture was inappropriate.

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to appear in this way?' Of course, no one would accept this," the newspaper Okaz quoted Abdullah as saying.


Muslims don't generally believe in reincarnation, but I can't help wondering just how badly behaved a person would have to be in a former life to warrant being reborn as—gasp—a woman in Saudi Arabia. I mean, you'd have to be pretty goddamned bad, right? Like, "I was a Saudi Arabian man" bad, even.

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

MAY 18, 2006 11:15 AM

There is nothing more evil and perverse than a woman's sexuality. We must all find religion before we allow these people to take over our minds. Take over our mind with vaginas.

seanvegas

seanvegas

Lincoln, NE
December 2004

MAY 18, 2006 11:17 AM

SuperNintendo said:
There is nothing more evil and perverse than a woman's sexuality. We must all find religion before we allow these people to take over our minds. Take over our mind with vaginas.



Go, go alone. It's to late for me! My brain thinks about everything that is the female form!

EndedBen

EndedBen

Grand Rapids, MI
August 2004

MAY 18, 2006 11:19 AM

seanvegas said:

SuperNintendo said:
There is nothing more evil and perverse than a woman's sexuality. We must all find religion before we allow these people to take over our minds. Take over our mind with vaginas.



Go, go alone. It's to late for me! My brain thinks about everything that is the female form!



I shall pray for your soul, brother!

*joins republican party*

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAY 18, 2006 11:21 AM

You know what I find perverse? Two jumbo jets full of people being flown into the World Trade Center.

OpticNerve

OpticNerve

Arlington, MA
November 2003

MAY 18, 2006 11:22 AM

Those Saudi Arabian men. What will those rascally scamps come up with next?

LiquidYogi

LiquidYogi

Claremont, CA
September 2003

MAY 18, 2006 11:29 AM

PaulNikon said:
You know what I find perverse? Two jumbo jets full of people being flown into the World Trade Center.



Well Obviously you don't understand...whats worse is that there were MEN on that plane, not just womne *GASP*.

Another thing....when the Hell did we start letting "Them" Drive? mad

Nokturn

Nokturn

United Kingdom
April 2006

MAY 18, 2006 11:44 AM

Chainlink

Chainlink

Key West, FL
August 2005

MAY 18, 2006 11:53 AM

Nokturn said:



Bah ha ha !! I love u man !

Kinto

Kinto

Marina Del Rey, CA
February 2003

MAY 18, 2006 11:58 AM

The king told editors on Monday night that publishing a woman's picture was inappropriate.

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to appear in this way?' Of course, no one would accept this," the newspaper Okaz quoted Abdullah as saying.

Yes, He's totally right. It's not like:

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to be one of the king's harem cattle?' Of course, everybody would accept this," puke




[Edited on May 18, 2006 11:59AM]

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAY 18, 2006 12:02 PM

To be fair, I once saw a picture of a woman on the front page of the NY Times and I went on a raping and killing spree that is only ending just now.

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

MAY 18, 2006 12:02 PM

SuperNintendo said:
There is nothing more evil and perverse than a woman's sexuality. We must all find religion before we allow these people to take over our minds. Take over our mind with vaginas.



To truly find peace brother, offer the vagina sacrifices five times daily.

Just be sure not to offend the vagina you choose to kneel down for. The wrath of the vagina is no laughing matter.

Eat your vitamins, say your prayers, and listen to the vagina, for it is not only your deity, it is your friend.

Roaring_Tulips

roaring_tulips

Jacksonville, FL
April 2006

MAY 18, 2006 12:09 PM

Kinto said:

The king told editors on Monday night that publishing a woman's picture was inappropriate.

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to appear in this way?' Of course, no one would accept this," the newspaper Okaz quoted Abdullah as saying.

Yes, He's totally right. It's not like:

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to be one of the king's harem cattle?' Of course, everybody would accept this," puke

[Edited on May 18, 2006 11:59AM]



You know, you'd think these guys wouldn't fear being corrupted by something they consider an object to buy and sell.

hey_fukko

hey_fukko

Medford, OR
September 2003

MAY 18, 2006 12:24 PM

roaring_tulips said:

Kinto said:

The king told editors on Monday night that publishing a woman's picture was inappropriate.

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to appear in this way?' Of course, no one would accept this," the newspaper Okaz quoted Abdullah as saying.

Yes, He's totally right. It's not like:

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to be one of the king's harem cattle?' Of course, everybody would accept this," puke

[Edited on May 18, 2006 11:59AM]



You know, you'd think these guys wouldn't fear being corrupted by something they consider an object to buy and sell.



I suppose if money can corrupt men, so can the commodity called woman.

I'll trade you twenty wives for a camel!

(Might get some work out of the camel.)

Ommetaphobia

Ommetaphobia

Montreal, QC
March 2006

MAY 18, 2006 01:03 PM

This reminds me of this commercial I saw on TLC the other day. It was called "God or the Girl". I don't know exactly what the premise is, but from the ad it seemed to be about 3 or 4 guys who had received a calling to become priests but whose sole obstacle into priesthood was their reticence at getting rid of their attraction to women. What is it with religion trying to conflict enlightenment with one's desire for women? Their logic seems to indicate that we're basically tools of Satan created to lead men astray or something. This sort of thinking leads tons of victims of rape to be accused of bringing it on themselves.

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

MAY 18, 2006 01:32 PM

Ommetaphobia said:
This reminds me of this commercial I saw on TLC the other day. It was called "God or the Girl". I don't know exactly what the premise is, but from the ad it seemed to be about 3 or 4 guys who had received a calling to become priests but whose sole obstacle into priesthood was their reticence at getting rid of their attraction to women. What is it with religion trying to conflict enlightenment with one's desire for women? Their logic seems to indicate that we're basically tools of Satan created to lead men astray or something. This sort of thinking leads tons of victims of rape to be accused of bringing it on themselves.



This reminds me of an off color joke I heard..

The 12 monks at the monastery are facing their final test before being allowed into the order. They are told to strip naked, and the abbot then ties a piece of string with a bell hanging on it to their penises. A beautiful woman in a robe walks into the courtyard, holding a 12 roses.
The abbot states "You must all be able to control your impulses, now face your greatest test."
The woman disrobes and walks towards the first monk and hugs him. The bell rings, and she walks to the next monk. The abbot shakes his head in dissapproval.
All the way along the line she walks, and each hug produces the same response, until she reaches the 11th monk. She hugs him and there is no sound at all. The abbot is happy, and asks that she does it again. She does, and there is still no sound. She drops a rose at the monks feet. Monk number 12 says "miss, you dropped your rose." He then bends over to pick it up. The monks are all surprised to hear a bell ringing.

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

MAY 18, 2006 01:34 PM

hey_fukko said:

roaring_tulips said:

Kinto said:

The king told editors on Monday night that publishing a woman's picture was inappropriate.

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to appear in this way?' Of course, no one would accept this," the newspaper Okaz quoted Abdullah as saying.

Yes, He's totally right. It's not like:

"One must think, 'do they want their daughter, their sister, or their wife to be one of the king's harem cattle?' Of course, everybody would accept this," puke

[Edited on May 18, 2006 11:59AM]



You know, you'd think these guys wouldn't fear being corrupted by something they consider an object to buy and sell.



I suppose if money can corrupt men, so can the commodity called woman.

I'll trade you twenty wives for a camel!

(Might get some work out of the camel.)




Hey, if money had Vaginas on it I'd want to be rich.

KEMICALPHUTURE

KEMICALPHUTURE

Pittsburgh, PA
January 2006

MAY 18, 2006 02:46 PM

DONT THROW STONES WHEN YOU LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAY 18, 2006 02:51 PM

KEMICALPHUTURE said:
DONT THROW STONES WHEN YOU LIVE IN A GLASS HOUSE.



I agree. Hand grenades get the job done much faster.

Obviously we've got only one choice, now. In order to save the world from 'women' we'll have to pull a vatican partition and divide the world in half. All the girls can live on one side, and all the guys can live on the other. It's for the best, really.

PS - As representative of 'The Guys', I call dibs on Australia, because Koalas are totally awesome.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

MAY 18, 2006 02:52 PM

I like wearing condoms because it makes my penis look sexy like a mini Arab woman in a Burqa.

diggity

diggity

Carrboro, NC
March 2003

MAY 18, 2006 03:20 PM

just a little side note - some strains of Islam find it terribly improper to pictorially depict anything with a soul - burqa or not - thus the heavy use of text in decoration and art.
Also, some of the mysticism in Sufism as inspired by some of the passages in the Koran imply reincarnation is something some Muslims believe in. Not in a kharmic/samsaric sort of way, but still.
alright, class dismissed.

[Edited on May 18, 2006 3:20PM]

adam_idea

adam_idea

Oakland, CA
November 2002

MAY 18, 2006 03:31 PM

personally I think those saudi boys are a buncha sailors if you know what I mean. wink ARRR!!!

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

MAY 18, 2006 03:48 PM

man talk about a bunch of people insecure about their penis size.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

MAY 18, 2006 07:17 PM

Ommetaphobia said:
This reminds me of this commercial I saw on TLC the other day. It was called "God or the Girl". I don't know exactly what the premise is, but from the ad it seemed to be about 3 or 4 guys who had received a calling to become priests but whose sole obstacle into priesthood was their reticence at getting rid of their attraction to women. What is it with religion trying to conflict enlightenment with one's desire for women? Their logic seems to indicate that we're basically tools of Satan created to lead men astray or something. This sort of thinking leads tons of victims of rape to be accused of bringing it on themselves.



No, that's entirely what it is. It's the mind/body dichotomy--enlightenment only comes when we rid ourselves of "the pleasures of the flesh" and all that crap, when we rise above the demands of our weak-willed, deviant, impure bodies and reach some nonexistent plateau at which we're all just floating disembodied brains, pure intellect--and woman has always been placed squarely on the "body" side of that divide. And if woman is body, then she's another material, physical weakness that can lead our (or, well, "their," I guess) minds/souls/etc. astray and thus must be jettisoned in order to transcend.

And, you know, it's totally true. I mean, I go trolling for pure male souls to lead astray all the time--don't you? confused

joker_

joker_

Minneapolis, MN
October 2005

MAY 18, 2006 08:00 PM

Necia said:
No, that's entirely what it is. It's the mind/body dichotomy--enlightenment only comes when we rid ourselves of "the pleasures of the flesh"



Erm...No..

I was not kidding about yoni worship...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yoni
http://www.sediva.com/cgi-bin/sediva/yoni.html
http://www.newfrontier.com/nepal/tantra_enlightenment_through_sex.htm (ignore silly music)

Oh wait, you were talking about Western Enlightenment, that is erm oxymoronic.

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