NEWS: Freakish Baby Born in India

CULTURE: Freakish Baby Born in India: McDonald's Diet Blamed

Scientists across the globe are scratching their heads over the birth of bizarre-looking baby in India. Born near Kimaya Kothrud, the child (pictured below) is an albino with bright red hair.

Dr. Avinash Venkataswamy of the Bombay Institute of Dietary Conundrums had this to say: "It seems that the child's mother experienced consistent cravings for McDonald's throughout her pregnancy. With her first two children, she ate mainly masala dosa and daal, but with this child she solely ate Chicken McNuggets, Filets o' Fish and supersized fries. It appears that this is what can be expected from eating MickyD's while pregnant."


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News of the strange baby spread like food poisoning and drew hordes of curious locals hoping to catch a glimpse. In an interview with Bombay Today, the child's mother remarked, "My only concern is my baby's health, and he's just fine. Look at his smile, and his shining eyes. Frankly, I'm lovin' it." Representatives from McDonald's are rumored to have already contacted the family about advertising rights, however the fast food chain did not immediately return calls for comment.

HA!!

The Wal-Mart baby was a real freak.

It's like a Pennywise the Clown-themed sex toy for Michael Jackson.

What the hell...

How is this "culture"?!?!?!?!

Wait, what? I'm all for shaking up the Newswire... but we're no onion...

Come on, guys. That's funny.

Maybe there should be a note that points out that that is a real McDonald's ad. But I think it's still funny.

[Edited on May 17, 2006 by PointBlank]

"I am not amused."

Now that is scary!

Gives new meaning to the condition known as Harlequin Fetus!

If this is real, which it CAN'T BE!

Its the saddest freaking hoax I've ever heard

Yeah, we know.

It's a joke. That's an ad.

Oh my Jebus Christ! Did Mcdonald's buy off someone at SG?

bat boy is gonna kick its ass.

star says: i want to do an r. kelly on your seed! that's right i disrespected your sesame seed....

I've never even been to India.

oh come on now! i'm going to have nightmares

Because if Pennywise, or Michael Jackson?

Oh, for goodness sake. It's bad enough that I get subjected to these kind of spam e-mails everyday, but I don't come onto this website to see what everyone else got in their inboxes this morning.

Also, isn't this just blantant advertising? Why is this in the news section?

Oh, for goodness sake. It's bad enough that I get subjected to these kind of spam e-mails everyday, but I don't come onto this website to see what everyone else got in their inboxes this morning.

Also, isn't this just blantant advertising? Why is this in the news section?

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