NEWS: Britney Spears Loves Being Visited By DHS

CELEB: Britney Spears Loves Being Visited By DHS

Photographers once again busted Britney Spears illustrating her awesome parenting skills. A few months ago, pictures surfaced of the pop star driving an SUV with her infant son, perched unrestrained on her lap. The new controversy erupted over photos of Spears driving a convertible Mini-Cooper with Sean in the backseat sitting in a baby seat facing forward, and his neck flopping about. Child safety experts insist that children under the age of one year should have their car seats facing backwards.

Even more disturbing is a millionaire driving around in a Mini-Cooper with curlers in her hair.



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Just two more visits this year and she qualifies for the DSS Discount plan where she gets a card for 15% discount from Taco Bell and Marlboro cigarettes...

The way she's going, it'll be GPCs pretty soon.

Wow...they pretty much have pictures on the carseats themselves showing the seat should face backwards. You would have to be incapable of reading English and understanding simple illustrations a three year old would understand to put a carseat in the wrong way. Oh, but wait. That's a toddler carseat, which is illegal to put a child under 1 (and under 22 lbs.) in. Britney never lets us down.

[Edited on May 17, 2006 by roaring_tulips]

[Edited on May 17, 2006 by roaring_tulips]

but at least he looks totally fly, am i right? anyone?

"Sup?"

is it just me, or is the old guy behind the baby totally checking out Britney's boobies and not looking pleased with them?

All the girlies say he's pretty fly for a white baby who's probably not napping, but instead passed out from heat exhaustion, and who's brain is slowly cooking in the hot California sun.


(I don't know how Weird Al does it, that making up lyrics is tough)

Oh yes, lets discuss Britneys baby seat! This is much more fun than this case of bad parenting.

It's already being discussed in a more appropriate place here. This is Celeb news. Way to be a downer.

2 different stories (both are downers).

Stop linking to beta, please.

oh leave stupid britney alone. who cares if her kid dies?

Sorry, I was on the regular site, but I kept getting logged out and it was taking forever and a day to load pages. I didn't realize they had different linking systems.

i'm not a huge Britney fan, or even a small one for that matter, but don't you think that was just a teeeeny bit harsh?

Very good point.

except for the fact that it isn't.

Fucking Birtney thats all I have to say

That's one of Letterman's writers.

That was meant to be sarcastic.

at all

seriously, what a thing to say. jesus.

ah.

damn, people, i cannot predict your e-sarcasm! help a sistah out and use a winky face or something.

Is that better?

I guess I thought my original comment would have made my sarcasm clear, but I was making assumptions again and...assume makes an ass out of u and me.

DHS? Why would the Dept of Homeland Security care? DCFS, maybe.

Department of Hoochie-mama Security.

I believe he's a stage manager ... his name is Pat Farmer.
I have no idea why I know that.