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PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAY 16, 2006 11:59 AM

Oooh, that's gotta hurt.


The park confirmed the killing in a statement, saying: "In an area where Sloth bears, great apes and Barbary macaques have coexisted peacefully for a long time, the harmony was temporarily disturbed during opening hours on Sunday."

Ignoring attempts by keepers to distract it, the bear climbed onto a horizontal pole, and, standing stretched on two legs, "used its sharp canines to pull the macaque, which was shrieking and resisting, from its perch."



pdf from the Dutch website detailing the carnage.

[Edited on May 16, 2006 by PointBlank]

catatac

catatac

San Diego, CA
June 2005

MAY 16, 2006 12:14 PM

Well, I was gonna post the Far Side cartoon where Ed's Dingo Farm is right next to Doreen's Daycare, but I couldn't find it. So...

But seriously. Easily Irritable Large carnivore vs. Obnoxious, delicious monkeys.

Seriously. Doi.

Buster_Bluth

Buster_Bluth

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

MAY 16, 2006 12:18 PM

I'm tempted to say that this is clear proof that "Bear Style" is greater than "Monkey Style" but because of the electrifed fence, I think the jury is still out.

Mark_plus_Beer

Mark_plus_Beer

United Kingdom
August 2005

MAY 16, 2006 12:21 PM

Buster_Bluth said:
I'm tempted to say that this is clear proof that "Bear Style" is greater than "Monkey Style" but because of the electrifed fence, I think the jury is still out.




I salute you for beating me to saying that wink

freckle

freckle

Seattle, WA
January 2003

MAY 16, 2006 12:34 PM

i love how in that picture the monkey is completely upside-down.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAY 16, 2006 12:37 PM

A perfectly good "Macaque" pun has gone to waste.

DrTchock

DrTchock

Montreal, QC
October 2005

MAY 16, 2006 01:53 PM

I hope the great apes get some revenge for this unprovoked act of hostility. They can use stone tools you know.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAY 16, 2006 02:38 PM

I've heard Macaques are creamy and delicious, kind of like lemon bon-bons.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 16, 2006 02:56 PM

PointBlank said:
A perfectly good "Macaque" pun has gone to waste.


I am all the day with macaque up? I am the only one?

waldo

waldo

I'm lost
June 2004

MAY 16, 2006 03:27 PM

I'd shriek and resist.

_Elichrusos

_Elichrusos

Australia
November 2004

MAY 16, 2006 03:32 PM

crispy said:

PointBlank said:
A perfectly good "Macaque" pun has gone to waste.


I am all the day with macaque up? I am the only one?


This is going to be a good day. smile

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

MAY 16, 2006 04:00 PM

Okay, I thought this thread had to do with Attack_Macaque. Wonder if he had a premonition or something.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 16, 2006 04:11 PM



Further proving the fact that bears hate the entire order of primates! They're a scourge, and must be dealt with now!

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

MAY 16, 2006 04:30 PM

crispy said:

PointBlank said:
A perfectly good "Macaque" pun has gone to waste.


I am all the day with macaque up? I am the only one?


I knew you'd be all over macaque.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

MAY 16, 2006 04:48 PM

PointBlank said:

crispy said:

PointBlank said:
A perfectly good "Macaque" pun has gone to waste.


I am all the day with macaque up? I am the only one?


I knew you'd be all over macaque.


Hey! wink

ThrottleBitch

ThrottleBitch

Emeryville, CA
November 2005

MAY 16, 2006 05:22 PM

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

MAY 16, 2006 05:30 PM

Pwned.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 16, 2006 05:55 PM

RyanDipietro's mom likes Macaque.

Attack_Macaque

Attack_Macaque

Mesquite, TX
September 2004

MAY 16, 2006 06:05 PM


You don't know the half of it! skull

Attack_Macaque

Attack_Macaque

Mesquite, TX
September 2004

MAY 16, 2006 06:07 PM

SocietysPliers said:
Okay, I thought this thread had to do with Attack_Macaque. Wonder if he had a premonition or something.


Actually, that was my cousin Handel. ooo aaa

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 16, 2006 06:12 PM

Cash said:
RyanDipietro's mom likes Macaque.


Bwah-HA! biggrin

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

MAY 16, 2006 10:10 PM

Am I going to go to Hell for laughing at these posts?

[Edited on May 16, 2006 by aleksa]

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

MAY 16, 2006 10:40 PM

Clov said:


Further proving the fact that bears hate the entire order of primates! They're a scourge, and must be dealt with now!


I bet you could run a study showing that news reports about bears have gone up since that show began.

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAY 16, 2006 10:55 PM

waldo said:
I'd shriek and resist.


Just what I'd expect from a primate with your loose morals.

Morgan

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAY 16, 2006 11:45 PM

Macaque jokes will never, ever get old.

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