Holy Tap Dancing Christ! Is that a 12 year old wearing diapers? Giving birth to that kid must have been like
passing a bowling ball through your nose!

Lissom said:
She has much more than 2 million pounds. Believe it or not, she's actually a very shrewd businesswoman and knows how to play this country's media like her own personal violin. Also, her oldest son, Harvey is disabled, which is why he looks like he does.

My daughter is 3 and about that tall. She's not as husky, though.

Baletempest

United Kingdom

February 2005

MAY 17, 2006 05:56 PM

This is an unfortunate situation, but I think the puzzling part of this story is, does Jordan actually have two million dollars, and if so, how in the world did she earn it?

You underestimate what sort of a media/attention/general whore she is, she's front page news on some papers over here (the ones that aren't worth reading) for... being a big chested porn star... hell, I admit tho' I admire the woman for milking the public at large so perfectly.

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 17, 2006 06:02 PM

Paul9000 said:

FridgeMagnet said:
Unfortunately, Jordan is the lynchpin upon which peace in the Middle East is hinged.

FM, This is really funny.

My 'witty' switch must be in the off position today. I can't think of anything glib to add.

It's hard to be glib if you don't know the history of witty.

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

MAY 17, 2006 06:19 PM

RyanDipietro said:
That kid is fucking huge.

Milk does a body good.

[Edited on May 17, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

missmalice_

Winchester, VA

October 2005

MAY 18, 2006 06:13 AM

Jeff_Fries said:

RyanDipietro said:
That kid is fucking huge.

Milk does a body good.

[Edited on May 17, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

I dont think thats all he's eating

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

MAY 18, 2006 08:45 PM

stephanie13 said:

Jeff_Fries said:

RyanDipietro said:
That kid is fucking huge.

Milk does a body good.

[Edited on May 17, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

I dont think thats all he's eating

I think he just told ME to "...get in his belay."

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI

March 2003

MAY 18, 2006 08:54 PM

mat8drb said:

mamet said:
I actually don't mean to make fun of the child, as he has some serious and unfortunate medical problems. I also remember reading that doctors were worried that he would die if his weight issues weren't resolved. I hope that Price has been seriously heeding those concerns.

"He was found to be blind, having a condition known as septo-optic dysplasia, meaning that his optic nerve hadn't developed correctly." (from Wikipedia)

Jordan's kid is Teflon.

Yeah I don't see why his being blind would make him huge.
That is one big ass toddler.

Crivelli

United Kingdom

January 2005

MAY 19, 2006 04:42 AM

Doesn't the kid have a lot of different medical problems. On top of that his mum's Jordan and his stepdad is Peter Andre. If that didn't drive you to binge eating or binge drinking I don't know what would.

I really don't know what would. What would?

Not suggesting he's been binge drinking. His mom's been binge siliconing though. Enough with the silly cones already.

[Edited on May 19, 2006 by Crivelli]

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