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lilyk

I'm lost

December 2004

MAY 14, 2006 07:24 PM

CELEB: George Michael Falls Asleep Behind the Wheel Again

Aging popster George Michael is forming a habit of falling asleep behind the wheel of his Range Rover, this time at a stop light. The latest was of course caught on film in Highgate, north London, near Michaels home. Reportedly the light changed four times while Michael napped until another motorist knocked on his window to wake him up. This startled Michael and he attempted to flee the scene, hitting a street bollard.

"He was sweating heavily and had his iPod on," said the driver. "That's probably why he didn't hear all the angry tooting behind him. He got going againbut was weaving all over the place. Then he hit a bollard. I doubt he even noticed it. He looked wasted. He just drove on."

On Easter Sunday, Michael had dozed off while driving, hitting three parked cars with the same Range Rover. This was in addition to his being found asleep at a stop light in possession of marijuana in February of this year by police, citing him with a no contest violation. This citation could potentially revoke any travel privileges to the United States. There is no word on whether this will jeopardize Michaels first tour in over fifteen years, the sold out 25 Live European Tour set to kick off in Spain in early September.

Photos from the incident.

(Hat tip: NewYorkMatt)

Red_Russian13

Dayton, OH

February 2004

MAY 14, 2006 09:16 PM

Those pictures are hilarious!

jake_lex

Lexington, KY

February 2003

MAY 14, 2006 09:24 PM

What kind of douchebag drives with IPod earbuds in anyway? Buy a damn FM transmitter. And fucking shave. Jesus, he looks like shit.

_panda_

I'm lost

November 2005

MAY 14, 2006 09:27 PM

meth scabs.

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL

August 2005

MAY 14, 2006 09:31 PM

Wake me up before you go go!

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

MAY 14, 2006 09:35 PM

jake_lex said:
What kind of douchebag drives with IPod earbuds in anyway? Buy a damn FM transmitter. And fucking shave. Jesus, he looks like shit.

Is it even legal to drive with headphones on/in?

Bill_the_Cat

Vanier, ON

May 2005

MAY 14, 2006 09:45 PM

lilyk said:
Aging popster George Michael...

You used a couple too many letters right there.

[Edited on May 14, 2006 by Bill_the_Cat]

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK

August 2002

MAY 14, 2006 09:56 PM

jake_lex said:
What kind of douchebag drives with IPod earbuds in anyway? Buy a damn FM transmitter. And fucking shave. Jesus, he looks like shit.

I have yet to find one of those that works without my holding it like... behind my head, perpendicular to the moon, changing the station every thirty seconds..

Anton

Australia

September 2003

MAY 14, 2006 10:02 PM

That guy is such a party animal.

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 14, 2006 10:10 PM

_panda_ said:
meth scabs.

DUDER-SCABS

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 14, 2006 10:11 PM

He looks like a fucking vampire on that third photo.

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 14, 2006 10:12 PM

CocoabutteR said:
He looks like a fucking vampire on that third photo.

"I've come to suck your dick."

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 14, 2006 10:14 PM

CocoabutteR said:

CocoabutteR said:
He looks like a fucking vampire on that third photo.

"I've come to suck your dick."

*cries*

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL

August 2005

MAY 14, 2006 10:16 PM

this thread reminded me to increase the rotation of Wham! on iTunes...

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 14, 2006 10:20 PM

MessyJessy said:
this thread reminded me to increase the rotation of Wham! on iTunes...

This post just reminded me to increase MessyJessy's medication...

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 14, 2006 10:22 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

MessyJessy said:
this thread reminded me to increase the rotation of Wham! on iTunes...

This post just reminded me to increase MessyJessy's medication...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

eightzeroone

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

MAY 14, 2006 10:22 PM

CocoabutteR said:

CocoabutteR said:
He looks like a fucking vampire on that third photo.

"I've come to suck your dick."

Thank you sincerely for that laugh.

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 14, 2006 10:26 PM

eightzeroone said:

CocoabutteR said:

CocoabutteR said:
He looks like a fucking vampire on that third photo.

"I've come to suck your dick."

Thank you sincerely for that laugh.

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL

August 2005

MAY 14, 2006 10:26 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

MessyJessy said:
this thread reminded me to increase the rotation of Wham! on iTunes...

This post just reminded me to increase MessyJessy's medication...

I've got a fever...and the only prescription is more 80's pop!

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 14, 2006 10:28 PM

CocoabutteR said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

MessyJessy said:
this thread reminded me to increase the rotation of Wham! on iTunes...

This post just reminded me to increase MessyJessy's medication...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Yeah, I'll give you something to suck.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

mickhellion

Forest Lake, MN

June 2005

MAY 14, 2006 10:32 PM

glad i don't drive when i'm in europe. poor wham! poor poor george.

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAY 14, 2006 10:34 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

CocoabutteR said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

MessyJessy said:
this thread reminded me to increase the rotation of Wham! on iTunes...

This post just reminded me to increase MessyJessy's medication...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Yeah, I'll give you something to suck.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

awwwwwwwwww....that made George Michael very sad.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 14, 2006 10:41 PM

CocoabutteR said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

CocoabutteR said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

MessyJessy said:
this thread reminded me to increase the rotation of Wham! on iTunes...

This post just reminded me to increase MessyJessy's medication...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Yeah, I'll give you something to suck.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

awwwwwwwwww....that made George Michael very sad.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

I hate to see one of the Family so blue.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Snottlebocket

Netherlands

March 2004

MAY 15, 2006 02:36 AM

are they just going to let him drive and nap untill he kills someone?

elicit77

USA

October 2003

MAY 15, 2006 02:41 AM

Snottlebocket said:
are they just going to let him drive and nap untill he kills someone?

yes, why not, he's a celebrity.

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