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apesamongus

Atlanta, GA

July 2002

MAY 14, 2006 03:53 PM

Al said:
If she didn't want to have sex with him she wouldn't have offered to do it.

That was my first thought. They're playing some flirty sexgame and have invited the internet to watch. More power to them both. And if they don't like it, they have plausable deniability.

CaptainJonny

United Kingdom

April 2006

MAY 14, 2006 03:56 PM

Bloody hell man, just go to a club and talk to girls, if I can do it for heavens sake...........

kingoftown

Cleveland, OH

October 2005

MAY 14, 2006 03:57 PM

2 thumbs down.

i'm kinda getting tired of stupid fucking websites like that one. although, i guess it's nice that he's not cheating by counting the numerous refresh hits he getting. i hope he loses and she makes him become her man slave.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

MAY 14, 2006 03:58 PM

Cash said:
He's a virgin by his own...well...hand. (pun intended)

While I wouldn't turn gay for him...he's not physically grotesque or repulsive. Clearly...he's socially retarded. I think if he put as much energy into improving his social skills as he did trying to get laid....he'd already BE getting laid...without a sad, sad website.

I don't think his problem is that he's socially retarded, he just doesn't want a relationship but still wants sex and this girl is willing to help him out.

Cash

USA

OLD SKOOL

MAY 14, 2006 04:00 PM

Al said:

Cash said:
He's a virgin by his own...well...hand. (pun intended)

While I wouldn't turn gay for him...he's not physically grotesque or repulsive. Clearly...he's socially retarded. I think if he put as much energy into improving his social skills as he did trying to get laid....he'd already BE getting laid...without a sad, sad website.

I don't think his problem is that he's socially retarded, he just doesn't want a relationship but still wants sex and this girl is willing to help him out.

Fair enough, I guess....it just seems like there's more to it than that.

Phantasy

Australia

October 2005

MAY 14, 2006 04:11 PM

CaptainJonny said:
Bloody hell man, just go to a club and talk to girls, if I can do it for heavens sake...........

yeah but you're cute.

injuredcyclist

Portland, OR

March 2006

MAY 14, 2006 05:16 PM

Al said:

Cash said:
He's a virgin by his own...well...hand. (pun intended)

While I wouldn't turn gay for him...he's not physically grotesque or repulsive. Clearly...he's socially retarded. I think if he put as much energy into improving his social skills as he did trying to get laid....he'd already BE getting laid...without a sad, sad website.

I don't think his problem is that he's socially retarded, he just doesn't want a relationship but still wants sex and this girl is willing to help him out.

if the girl really wanted to help him out shed go to the bar and be his cute wingwoman, talking him up to the ladies at the bar. always does the trick for me when i get desperate.

Paul9000

Monterey, CA

November 2004

MAY 17, 2006 05:59 PM

A happy ending for internet phishing.

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL

February 2003

MAY 17, 2006 06:01 PM

PaulNikon said:
Fuck that. Help me get laid.

So, now that we know it was fake.

Let's get me laid.

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