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AleaJactaEst

AleaJactaEst

Denver, CO
May 2005

MAY 14, 2006 09:57 AM

A Virgins Plea

Hes halfway there.

[Edited on May 14, 2006 by AleaJactaEst]

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAY 14, 2006 09:58 AM

1) Your link is broken
2) I'm not getting laid. I'm not helping anyone else.

ARRR!!!

[Edited on May 14, 2006 by FreakPirate]

AleaJactaEst

AleaJactaEst

Denver, CO
May 2005

MAY 14, 2006 09:58 AM

Fixed

Gilby

Gilby

Bridgeville, PA
October 2004

MAY 14, 2006 10:00 AM

FreakPirate said:
I'm not getting laid. I'm not helping anyone else.


+1 smile

[Edited on May 14, 2006 by Gilby]

Paul9000

Paul9000

Monterey, CA
November 2004

MAY 14, 2006 10:30 AM

Wow, the price is going up.

Just a couple of weeks ago a threesome was 2 million hits.

Now, to lose your virginity its 5 million hits.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

MAY 14, 2006 10:46 AM

Trying to get virgins laid is the new black

ldwarren

ldwarren

United Kingdom
February 2004

MAY 14, 2006 10:52 AM

It's a heart-warming story and everyone involved deserves a lot of respect whatever

if

if

Providence, RI
April 2005

MAY 14, 2006 12:32 PM

That sucks, but the fact that he's doing something like this instead of just going to a bar and finding someone willing to have sex with him tells me there's a little something more than meets the eye to him. I've got $50 that says "the girl" meets a tragic end if he doesn't get his happy ending...

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAY 14, 2006 01:14 PM

I clicked... I passed along.

I sexually harrassed his platonic friend.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 14, 2006 01:17 PM

Wow, he kept his virginity for 25 years and now he's (possibly) going to waste it on someone who doesn't really want to have sex with him. That's kind of sad.

Robotsatemyhair

Robotsatemyhair

Richmond, VA
March 2004

MAY 14, 2006 01:24 PM

mamet said:
Wow, he kept his virginity for 25 years and now he's (possibly) going to waste it on someone who doesn't really want to have sex with him. That's kind of sad.




And that's why it entertains me.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

MAY 14, 2006 01:27 PM

Fuck that. Help me get laid.

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

MAY 14, 2006 02:46 PM

mamet said:
Wow, he kept his virginity for 25 years and now he's (possibly) going to waste it on someone who doesn't really want to have sex with him. That's kind of sad.


He's wasting his first time? Wasting it? What, like it's going to be bad because he's having sex with someone he's not in love with or something? If she didn't want to have sex with him she wouldn't have offered to do it.

Osmose

Osmose

Atlanta, GA
December 2005

MAY 14, 2006 03:01 PM

tongue

Cairo

Cairo

SUICIDEGIRL

Maryland, USA

MAY 14, 2006 03:07 PM

The chick sorta looks like Phoebe from "Friends."

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 14, 2006 03:10 PM

Al said:

mamet said:
Wow, he kept his virginity for 25 years and now he's (possibly) going to waste it on someone who doesn't really want to have sex with him. That's kind of sad.


He's wasting his first time? Wasting it? What, like it's going to be bad because he's having sex with someone he's not in love with or something? If she didn't want to have sex with him she wouldn't have offered to do it.



No, I don't think it's bad, but said he wanted to wait. It was obviously important to him to wait for someone he loved. Now he gets his heart broken and it seems he's making a rash decision. He's allowed his betrayal to alter his values. I don't really care what he does, I'm just saying it seems a bit sad that he waited all these years to have sex and now he's going to do it with someone who's only agreed to have sex with him conditionally.

[Edited on May 14, 2006 by mamet]

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

MAY 14, 2006 03:13 PM

FreakPirate said:
1) Your link is broken
2) I'm not getting laid. I'm not helping anyone else.

ARRR!!!

[Edited on May 14, 2006 by FreakPirate]



My helping days have been exhausted.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

MAY 14, 2006 03:14 PM

Lemonkid said:

My helping days have been exhausted.



You were a much better ad man than this guy.

ARRR!!!

ReverendBenzo

ReverendBenzo

Savannah, GA
September 2003

MAY 14, 2006 03:16 PM

I have advice that can help him get laid.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Crawl up a chicken's ass.

JIMMAY

JIMMAY

Portage, IN
April 2006

MAY 14, 2006 03:26 PM

shit someone help me get laid! any takers?!

Al

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

MAY 14, 2006 03:27 PM

mamet said:

Al said:

mamet said:
Wow, he kept his virginity for 25 years and now he's (possibly) going to waste it on someone who doesn't really want to have sex with him. That's kind of sad.


He's wasting his first time? Wasting it? What, like it's going to be bad because he's having sex with someone he's not in love with or something? If she didn't want to have sex with him she wouldn't have offered to do it.



No, I don't think it's bad, but said he wanted to wait. It was obviously important to him to wait for someone he loved. Now he gets his heart broken and it seems he's making a rash decision. He's allowed his betrayal to alter his values. I don't really care what he does, I'm just saying it seems a bit sad that he waited all these years to have sex and now he's going to do it with someone who's only agreed to have sex with him conditionally.


You read that it's been 3 years since the break up, right?

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 14, 2006 03:33 PM

Al said:
You read that it's been 3 years since the break up, right?




Touché. Although, he does say that in that time he couldn't bring himself to date anyone because he was so broken up about the disintegration of the previous engagement.

Anyway, I've clicked on his link twice now, so I suppose I've helped his cause.

Sharona1881

Sharona1881

Floral Park, NY
July 2004

MAY 14, 2006 03:42 PM

hehe, im bored enough to sit here and click refresh a few dozen times... im not getting any so someone should be... frown

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 14, 2006 03:43 PM

He's a virgin by his own...well...hand. (pun intended)

While I wouldn't turn gay for him...he's not physically grotesque or repulsive. Clearly...he's socially retarded. I think if he put as much energy into improving his social skills as he did trying to get laid....he'd already BE getting laid...without a sad, sad website.

TheQuestion

TheQuestion

United Kingdom
August 2005

MAY 14, 2006 03:44 PM

No.

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