NEWS: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers: Girls Are Gross

CELEB: Jonathan Rhys-Meyers: Girls Are Gross

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers has co-starred with some of the hottest actress known to cinema, including Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Keira Knightly. Despite their claimed hotness, Rhys-Meyers stated that actresses are not as attractive close up as they are on film; consequently, he doesn’t really want to bang them as much as his friends back home do.

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Bet he 'airbrushed' Matthew Rhys during Titus.

Well, to be fair, thanks to cgi, perfect lighting, makeup and all that, film and photograph grant an illusion of perfection to movie stars, an illusion that is reinforced by the distance between subject, medium, and viewer.

That said, there are a couple glaring problems with his statement about stars and their "real life" beauty:

1) Despite the fact that my eyes aren't equipped with CGI and airbrush filters to create beauty, I still manage to see at least a handful of women each week (hell, most every day) that I'd like to shag rotten. So it stands to reason that if the women I see walking by me on the street are beautiful even without Hollywood effects, women like ScarJo might - I mean, just MIGHT - also be beautiful without them.

2) He's a movie star, meaning he looks better on screen than he does in "real life" too. And yet, despite this critical handicap, I bet there are people who have met him in "real life" who wanted to fuck him. So maybe it should be conceivable to him that his friends still might want to fuck Angelina bad even if they'd met her.

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[Edited on May 07, 2006 by MrStitches]

"Did you ride her?" Is he friends with a gaggle of middle schoolers?

what a dumb ass. Fire his ugly ass and put me in there instead. I can act. At least I will appreicate the hottness that I would be surrounded by.
Dumbass...

Face please...

Always the eternal optimist.

[Edited on May 06, 2006 11:06PM]

I wouldn't really want to go out with a celebrity either (and yeah, I'm perfectly aware that I couldn't if I wanted to); for one he's just illustrating an obvious point--no one looks that good (an attitude I actually would have thought would have been embraced around here) and for another...it seems like there is a whole lot of baggage attatched to dating a real celebrity.

How can anyone concentrate enough to reply to this thread with ScarJo's boobs right there about to burst through her shirt like baby Aliens?

hollywood does make movie stars out to be alot more then they are. it's their jobs. dirty fuckers.

I'm sure he thinks he's making an important positive message in favour of a more healthy image for young women everywhere. What he is actually saying is that he is a cunt.

And so are his mates.

Amen.

People! he's British!! That is what they are like. Just because they would rather have a "pint with the lads" doesnt mean anything!!!

scarlett and jolie arent as pretty in person as they are made out to be in movies but they are still quite beautiful

GIRLS ARE GRODY!

good call.

Did ya jam 'er...did ya jam 'er...Man I screwed every chick on tha set!

also they have nices asses. he could just turn em over and do them behind and not have to look at th "ugly" faces.

So, Harold and Kumar aside, anyone want to take bets on how long it'll be before he comes out of the closet?

...aaannnd ftw.

Also: anyone notice how awkward he looks in that photo? He looks like he's about to touch his tongue to slime mold, not first-base ScarJo. He's clearly got a case of "the gay."

[Edited on May 07, 2006 by Wolfmaen]

He's not British. He's Irish.

Though I'd agree with most of what he's saying, anyone that wouldn't want to bang Scarlett Johansson is clearly a friend of Dorothy.

i wonder if he had the same thing to say about ewan mcgreggor.