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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

MAY 06, 2006 06:56 PM

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers has co-starred with some of the hottest actress known to cinema, including Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Keira Knightly. Despite their claimed hotness, Rhys-Meyers stated that actresses are not as attractive close up as they are on film; consequently, he doesn’t really want to bang them as much as his friends back home do.

"I go back to Ireland and they're like (of Johansson), 'You fucker, did you ride her? Is she a good ride? I bet you banged the ass off her, didn't you?' I'm like 'Nah, nah, nah.' My friends are like, 'Angelina Jolie, what's she fucking like?' These women are much more beautiful in magazines than they'll ever be in real life. They're all airbrushed. I'm not sure that I fancy movie stars. I'm not sure that turns me on."




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OffBroadway

OffBroadway

Canada
September 2004

MAY 06, 2006 09:24 PM

Bet he 'airbrushed' Matthew Rhys during Titus.

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

MAY 06, 2006 09:28 PM

Well, to be fair, thanks to cgi, perfect lighting, makeup and all that, film and photograph grant an illusion of perfection to movie stars, an illusion that is reinforced by the distance between subject, medium, and viewer.

That said, there are a couple glaring problems with his statement about stars and their "real life" beauty:

1) Despite the fact that my eyes aren't equipped with CGI and airbrush filters to create beauty, I still manage to see at least a handful of women each week (hell, most every day) that I'd like to shag rotten. So it stands to reason that if the women I see walking by me on the street are beautiful even without Hollywood effects, women like ScarJo might - I mean, just MIGHT - also be beautiful without them.

2) He's a movie star, meaning he looks better on screen than he does in "real life" too. And yet, despite this critical handicap, I bet there are people who have met him in "real life" who wanted to fuck him. So maybe it should be conceivable to him that his friends still might want to fuck Angelina bad even if they'd met her.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

MAY 06, 2006 09:32 PM

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[Edited on May 07, 2006 by MrStitches]

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 06, 2006 09:33 PM

"Did you ride her?" Is he friends with a gaggle of middle schoolers?

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

MAY 06, 2006 09:43 PM


luke2917

luke2917

Durango, CO
June 2005

MAY 06, 2006 10:09 PM

what a dumb ass. Fire his ugly ass and put me in there instead. I can act. At least I will appreicate the hottness that I would be surrounded by.
Dumbass...

Perdita

Perdita

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAY 06, 2006 10:51 PM

d00d i bet you wouldn't look all that great close up either.

but i'd still "ride you." as it were. face or lap, pick your preference.

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

MAY 06, 2006 11:05 PM

Perdita said:
d00d i bet you wouldn't look all that great close up either.

but i'd still "ride you." as it were. face or lap, pick your preference.


Face please...

Always the eternal optimist.

[Edited on May 06, 2006 11:06PM]

Vestril

Vestril

Coronado, CA
February 2003

MAY 06, 2006 11:18 PM

I wouldn't really want to go out with a celebrity either (and yeah, I'm perfectly aware that I couldn't if I wanted to); for one he's just illustrating an obvious point--no one looks that good (an attitude I actually would have thought would have been embraced around here) and for another...it seems like there is a whole lot of baggage attatched to dating a real celebrity.

alpo

alpo

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

MAY 06, 2006 11:22 PM

Alyk said:



How can anyone concentrate enough to reply to this thread with ScarJo's boobs right there about to burst through her shirt like baby Aliens?

mickhellion

mickhellion

Forest Lake, MN
June 2005

MAY 06, 2006 11:39 PM

hollywood does make movie stars out to be alot more then they are. it's their jobs. dirty fuckers.

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAY 07, 2006 02:55 AM

I'm sure he thinks he's making an important positive message in favour of a more healthy image for young women everywhere. What he is actually saying is that he is a cunt.

And so are his mates.

Jamwise

Jamwise

Australia
April 2006

MAY 07, 2006 03:22 AM

alpo said:

Alyk said:



How can anyone concentrate enough to reply to this thread with ScarJo's boobs right there about to burst through her shirt like baby Aliens?



Amen.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2006 06:59 AM

People! he's British!! That is what they are like. Just because they would rather have a "pint with the lads" doesnt mean anything!!!

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

MAY 07, 2006 07:24 AM

Alyk said:
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers has co-starred with some of the hottest actress known to cinema, including Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Keira Knightly. Despite their claimed hotness, Rhys-Meyers stated that actresses are not as attractive close up as they are on film; consequently, he doesn’t really want to bang them as much as his friends back home do.

"I go back to Ireland and they're like (of Johansson), 'You fucker, did you ride her? Is she a good ride? I bet you banged the ass off her, didn't you?' I'm like 'Nah, nah, nah.' My friends are like, 'Angelina Jolie, what's she fucking like?' These women are much more beautiful in magazines than they'll ever be in real life. They're all airbrushed. I'm not sure that I fancy movie stars. I'm not sure that turns me on."




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scarlett and jolie arent as pretty in person as they are made out to be in movies but they are still quite beautiful

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

MAY 07, 2006 09:32 AM



GIRLS ARE GRODY!

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

MAY 07, 2006 09:34 AM

mamet said:
"Did you ride her?" Is he friends with a gaggle of middle schoolers?


good call.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

MAY 07, 2006 09:39 AM



Did ya jam 'er...did ya jam 'er...Man I screwed every chick on tha set!

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

MAY 07, 2006 09:47 AM

AndersWolleck said:

Alyk said:
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers has co-starred with some of the hottest actress known to cinema, including Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, and Keira Knightly. Despite their claimed hotness, Rhys-Meyers stated that actresses are not as attractive close up as they are on film; consequently, he doesn’t really want to bang them as much as his friends back home do.

"I go back to Ireland and they're like (of Johansson), 'You fucker, did you ride her? Is she a good ride? I bet you banged the ass off her, didn't you?' I'm like 'Nah, nah, nah.' My friends are like, 'Angelina Jolie, what's she fucking like?' These women are much more beautiful in magazines than they'll ever be in real life. They're all airbrushed. I'm not sure that I fancy movie stars. I'm not sure that turns me on."




Photo Location





scarlett and jolie arent as pretty in person as they are made out to be in movies but they are still quite beautiful



also they have nices asses. he could just turn em over and do them behind and not have to look at th "ugly" faces.

Telltale

Telltale

USA
May 2004

MAY 07, 2006 11:04 AM

MessyJessy said:


Did ya jam 'er...did ya jam 'er...Man I screwed every chick on tha set!





"So I gotta ask you, Neil, did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set?"

"Dude, I humped every piece of ass ever on that show."

"Even the chick who played the hot nurse?"

"No. I didn't go all the way with her..."



So, Harold and Kumar aside, anyone want to take bets on how long it'll be before he comes out of the closet?

Wolfmaen

Wolfmaen

Roswell, GA
May 2004

MAY 07, 2006 12:29 PM

alpo said:

Alyk said:



How can anyone concentrate enough to reply to this thread with ScarJo's boobs right there about to burst through her shirt like baby Aliens?



...aaannnd ftw.

Also: anyone notice how awkward he looks in that photo? He looks like he's about to touch his tongue to slime mold, not first-base ScarJo. He's clearly got a case of "the gay."

[Edited on May 07, 2006 by Wolfmaen]

Iseult

Iseult

United Kingdom
September 2005

MAY 07, 2006 12:44 PM

pmonkeyEsquire said:
People! he's British!! That is what they are like. Just because they would rather have a "pint with the lads" doesnt mean anything!!!


He's not British. He's Irish.

AceTracer

acetracer

Hollywood, FL
January 2004

MAY 07, 2006 12:54 PM

Though I'd agree with most of what he's saying, anyone that wouldn't want to bang Scarlett Johansson is clearly a friend of Dorothy.

Tadzi

Tadzi

Greeley, CO
April 2003

MAY 08, 2006 07:14 AM

i wonder if he had the same thing to say about ewan mcgreggor. confused

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