The New Doctor Pepper Can

Is awesome looking, Even better and more classic-looking than the "Enjoy Classic Coca-Cola" can. Nice and curvy, and very crimson. The best part of the can is the "Est. 1885" 'we've been around longer than Coke and still kick-ass' logo underneath the p and the e.

he didnt study for all those years not be called a DR.!!!

Too bad it tastes like rotten bagina.

There is no new can.

And this, my dear... is why I adore you.

oh my god... you have to be kidding!!!

Dr. Pepper is an extraordinarily popular beverage with last meals on death row in Texas.

[Edited on May 03, 2006 by MrStitches]

I'm drinking a Dr.Pepper Berries & Cream right now.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO good!

Yom!

Are you Dr. Pepper's kid? Little Jimmy Pepper?

Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
Because he kept cutting his cock on the can.

You are still using this?

Coca-Cola's been around longer than Dr. Pepper (by a year).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-cola

And though I rarely drink Coke, I sure as hell never touch Dr. Pepper. They boast how Diet Dr. Pepper tastes so much like regular Dr. Pepper, that's because even though everything diet tastes like ass, Dr. Pepper already tasted like ass so they lucked out.

Also, that logo is all sorts of ugly; like they made it with a circa 1985 copy of Print Shop for the Apple //e.

ps: mountain dew is the one and only soda

It says "introduced in 1886".
Dude, for real.

[Edited on May 03, 2006 by D0BERMANN]

or, from the horse's mouth

Meh, that's all I read.

It's ok man, We've all been there.
Let it all out man....we're here for you....let yourself go.
*hugs*

Why? You mad?

I'll never stop.

Mr Pibb didn't even get his degree and he makes soda!

Nope, just thought you would have come up with a better gimic post by now, that's all.

carry on...