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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:20 PM

If you had hoped to see Britney Spears belt out “Piece of My Heart,” you’re out of luck. The long-awaited film biography of Janis Joplin will not star the former pop princess.

Producers passed on Spears for the role because her new pregnancy will interfere with filming, pissing off her reps at the William Morris Agency. The agency searched high and low for any role for Spears, blissfully unaware that the Spermantor, Kevin Federline, had struck again.

"It came as a shock," a William Morris insider said of the pregnancy.



Lindsay Lohan received an offer to star in the film, but she turned it down. Kate Hudson received honors as the producer’s third choice.

Brixton

Brixton

SUICIDEGIRL

Connecticut, USA

MAY 02, 2006 06:27 PM

what the fuck is going on with her dress?

playing in the mud again?

SuntLacrimae

SuntLacrimae

Eugene, OR
October 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:31 PM

Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan as Janis?!?! Who are the fucktards responsible for such sacrilege???

mad mad mad puke puke puke

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:34 PM

puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

cato

cato

I'm lost
November 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:34 PM

Alyk said:
Lindsay Lohan received an offer to star in the film, but she turned it down. Kate Hudson received honors as the producer’s third choice.



As a last resort, producers decided to hire an actress.

plastictrees

plastictrees

Canada
February 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:35 PM

I'm not a fan of Kate Hudson...at all...but that's got to be a kick in the groin:
"Yeah...we couldn't get Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan...but we think you're really special!"

[Edited on May 02, 2006 6:35PM]

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:36 PM

At first glance, I thought this thread was about Scott Joplin


ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:38 PM

Yeah, Spears as Joplin. Yet more proof that apocolypse is near.

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

MAY 02, 2006 06:42 PM

i thought pink was gonna do this but dropped out very recently.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

MAY 02, 2006 06:42 PM

Wow, this is the best thing Kevin Federline has ever done, ever.

Thanks K-Fed!

susa62

susa62

Los Angeles, CA
December 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:46 PM

Who can ever milk your soul like Janis? The answer, no one!
mad

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

MAY 02, 2006 06:47 PM

jason said:
i thought pink was gonna do this but dropped out very recently.



You know, I don't really care for Pink, but she could probably pull it off.

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

MAY 02, 2006 06:47 PM

Ew dude. What the hell is wrong with filmmakers these days?!

Telltale

Telltale

USA
May 2004

MAY 02, 2006 06:49 PM

cato said:

Alyk said:
Lindsay Lohan received an offer to star in the film, but she turned it down. Kate Hudson received honors as the producer’s third choice.



As a last resort, producers decided to hire an actress.



Hahahaha. If this starred either of those bubblegum fucktards I would have laughed once it burned to the ground.

plastictrees

plastictrees

Canada
February 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:49 PM

Shit...that actually explains K-Fed.
He's a bio-engineered greasy weasel designed expressly to shield the public from Britney Spears "talent" by keeping her perpetually pregnant until she dissolves at age 35.

Martini

Martini

SUICIDEGIRL

Ontario, Canada

MAY 02, 2006 06:50 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Wow, this is the best thing Kevin Federline has ever done, ever.

Thanks K-Fed!


fer reals.

xo

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:50 PM

All three of those are terrible choices. Hudson might be able to pull it off, but it's still a bit of a reach.

jason

jason

USA
August 2002

MAY 02, 2006 06:50 PM

Wren said:

jason said:
i thought pink was gonna do this but dropped out very recently.


You know, I don't really care for Pink, but she could probably pull it off.



imdb is
still listing pink in the lead.

SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

MAY 02, 2006 06:57 PM

I hear Dice Clay wants to play Elton John, too.

Spears as Janis?????!!!!!!!!!

Janis may have been a drunkie junkie but she had soul! And talent.

*looks for nearest likely vomit receptacle*

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

MAY 02, 2006 06:58 PM

Martini said:

SirPsychoSexy said:
Wow, this is the best thing Kevin Federline has ever done, ever.

Thanks K-Fed!


fer reals.

xo



fo sho !

cspeedball

cspeedball

I'm lost
July 2003

MAY 02, 2006 06:58 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Wow, this is the best thing Kevin Federline has ever done, ever.

Thanks K-Fed!

Have you forgotten about Po Po Zow!!

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

MAY 02, 2006 07:03 PM

Martini said:

SirPsychoSexy said:
Wow, this is the best thing Kevin Federline has ever done, ever.

Thanks K-Fed!


fer reals.

xo


I wonder what KFed would say to something like this...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME


LadyCakes

LadyCakes

USA
February 2006

MAY 02, 2006 07:31 PM

You know, I usually don't like to be a snob about this stuff but...

wow, Britney Spears as Janis. puke I'd be a better Janis than her...and that's sad.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 02, 2006 07:35 PM

I heard Renee Zellweger for Piece of My Heart and Pink for Gospel According to Janis

See?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0384141/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371879/

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

MAY 02, 2006 07:35 PM

mama cass would make a perfect janis but shes dead too

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