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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

MAY 02, 2006 08:31 AM

Rush Limbaugh turned himself over to Palm Beach, FL authorities last week. The talk show host, admitted junkie, and illegal drug-user faced the consequences for “doctor shopping” to get his fix.

Flanked by lawyer Roy Black, Limbaugh was booked on a warrant issued by the state attorney's office for fraud to conceal information to obtain prescriptions, said Teri Barbera, a spokeswoman for the Palm Beach County Jail. With a forced smile on his face, Limbaugh was fingerprinted, photographed and released on $3,000 bond about an hour later before he headed out for an unknown destination. "He'll be on the air Monday," said Limbaugh spokeswoman Amir Forester.



Despite the huge amount of evidence against Limbaugh, it is unlikely he will be required to spend a day in jail. A plea agreement allows Limbaugh to pay $30,000 in court costs, and his record will be absolved for any doctor shopping if he can manage to keep his fucking paws off the pills.

"Mr. Limbaugh and I have maintained from the start that there was no doctor shopping, and we continue to hold this position," Black said in a statement. "Mr. Limbaugh had intended to remain in treatment. Thus, we believe the outcome for him personally will be much as if he had fought the charge and won."



Why, again, does Rush think he shouldn’t go to prison despite his assertion that all illegal drug users should do time?

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

MAY 02, 2006 11:10 AM

Alyk said:

Why, again, does Rush think he shouldn’t go to prison despite his assertion that all illegal drug users should do time?



it...it's just different! jesus! can't you understand that? he's special.

demonesskage

demonesskage

Oakland, CA
July 2004

MAY 02, 2006 11:22 AM

This makes me laugh. And so does this.

And there's even a bit about Rush in that song.

hoogle

hoogle

Poughkeepsie, NY
April 2005

MAY 02, 2006 11:30 AM

wasn't there a story about this a few days ago?

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

MAY 02, 2006 12:23 PM

I could never get how much of a double standard there is for the law in general. It baffels me ...

Chitin

Chitin

New York, NY
December 2004

MAY 02, 2006 12:26 PM

Ten bucks to anyone who can find me his mug shots.

EDIT: Well, that wasn't hard.

[Edited on May 02, 2006 by Chitin]

xrinti

xrinti

Madison, WI
April 2006

MAY 02, 2006 02:03 PM

Alyk said:

Why, again, does Rush think he shouldn’t go to prison despite his assertion that all illegal drug users should do time?



I think that he meant that *BLACK* drug users should do time. Since he is clearly the StaPuft marshmallow man, he shouldn't go to jail...

1stXer

1stXer

Vernon, TX
April 2004

MAY 02, 2006 02:11 PM

I wonder if LIMPBALLS will be subjected to random drug testing?

Evanx

Evanx

Grand Rapids, MI
June 2003

MAY 02, 2006 02:22 PM

He should share a cell with Courtney Love.

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

MAY 02, 2006 02:25 PM

Margot_Dent said:

Alyk said:

Why, again, does Rush think he shouldn’t go to prison despite his assertion that all illegal drug users should do time?



it...it's just different! jesus! can't you understand that? he's special.


Yeah, special ed. Huh-huh. Rush can suck that mic as far as i'm concerned. wink

m0unds

m0unds

Rio Rancho, NM
April 2003

MAY 02, 2006 02:44 PM

xrinti said:
I think that he meant that *BLACK* drug users should do time. Since he is clearly the StaPuft marshmallow man, he shouldn't go to jail...



bahahaha

silverglass25

silverglass25

I'm lost
April 2006

MAY 02, 2006 09:29 PM

If Limbaugh didn't piss people off this wouldn't even make the news. So who the hell cares if he does or doesn't go to jail. Ignore him and he has no power.