Do you have Soul?

That all depends.

Magic 8 ball says:

My Sources Say No.

Some people never got over Vietnam or the night their band opened for Nirvana. I guess I never got over Charlie.

Get your patchouli stink.... out of my store!

"I've been following my guts for all these years and you know what I found out? I found out that my guts have shit for brains!"

Jon Dillinger was killed behind that theater in a hale of FBI gunfire. And do you know who tipped them off? His fucking girlfriend. All he wanted to do was go to the movies.

Liking both Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel is like supporting both the Israelis and the Palestinians.

Sometimes I got so bored of trying to touch her breast that I would try to touch her between her legs. It was like trying to borrow a dollar, getting turned down, and asking for 50 grand instead

Rob, top five musical crimes perpetuated by Stevie Wonder in the '80s and '90s. Go. Sub-question: is it in fact unfair to criticize a formerly great artist for his latter day sins, is it better to burn out or fade away?

-Why'd you have to tell her about the store?

-Oh, I'm sorry Rob, I didn't know it was classified information. I mean, I know we don't have any customers, but I thought that was a BAD thing, not like, a business strategy.

nope. although I see the comfort people get from believing they do. I could be proved wrong though.

I can see now I never really committed to Laura. I always had one foot out the door, and that prevented me from doing a lot of things, like thinking about my future and... I guess it made more sense to commit to nothing, keep my options open. And that's suicide. By tiny, tiny increments.

Is that the new Green Day?

No, it's really not, Rob. You know why? Because Marvin Gaye and Art Garfunkel make pop records.

Made. Made. Marvin Gaye is dead. His father shot him

I can't fire them. I hired these guys for three days a week and they just started showing up every day. That was four years ago.

one made pop with soul and one without

goddamn this movie makes me feel all sorts of different things. mostly love.

Hey, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I'm certainly not the dumbest. I mean, I've read books like "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" and "Love in the Time of Cholera", and I think I've understood them. They're about girls, right? Just kidding. But I have to say my all-time favorite book is Johnny Cash's autobiography "Cash" by Johnny Cash.

If you really wanted to screw me up, you should have gotten to me five years ago!!!

"Autobiographical."

Don't tell anyone you don't own "Blonde on Blonde". It's gonna be okay.

Edited because the pretty girl up there beat me to it.

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by AaronB]

Yup.

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

thats so hot, by the way.