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lilyk

lilyk

I'm lost
December 2004

APR 27, 2006 10:52 PM

Singer/actress Mandy Moore was less than thrilled to see her face on the May cover of U.S. Cosmopolitan. Not because she wasn’t airbrushed to perfection, but because the headline next to her face stated “Orgasms Unlimited.” Try explaining that one to the ‘rents.

"I'm very flattered to be on a magazine cover, but the horrifying part is my parent's have framed every magazine that I've ever been on from the beginning.

"So there's a whole wall dedicated to that and it starts off with me at 14 and 'Mandy's favourite colour is pink!' and now Cosmo and my face and 'orgasms unlimited.'

"And my dad has to take it to the framer's to get it framed. It has nothing to do with me - it's just an article (that appears in the magazine)!"



It does make a good future album title if you ask me, although something tells me it’s not her style.

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

APR 28, 2006 02:05 PM

thats so funny.


and she looks horrible in that picture

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

APR 28, 2006 02:09 PM

yes.....yes......yes

Lumenagerie

Lumenagerie

Seattle, WA
May 2005

APR 28, 2006 02:10 PM

It could have been worse.

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Amalia

Amalia

United Kingdom
February 2006

APR 28, 2006 02:11 PM

lilyk said:
It does make a good future album title if you ask me, although something tells me it’s not her style.



If she did name one Orgasms Unlimited, I can 100% say that I would buy it.

FireInTheHead

FireInTheHead

Oxnard, CA
August 2005

APR 28, 2006 02:13 PM

Lumenagerie said:
It could have been worse.

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mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

APR 28, 2006 02:13 PM

Her good girl image makes me want to spank it and achieve an orgasm 100% of the time! tongue

hadees

hadees

Austin, TX
December 2003

APR 28, 2006 02:16 PM

I thought this thread was going to tell me she was posing in playboy... frown

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

APR 28, 2006 02:24 PM

That's fucking awesome.

ShaggyVixe

ShaggyVixe

New Orleans, LA
November 2005

APR 28, 2006 02:28 PM

Ironically most of my orgasms are because of Mandy Moore

JennyLou

JennyLou

Danvers, MA
December 2002

APR 28, 2006 02:48 PM

I'm not a big Mandy Moore fan but I have to admit it is pretty funny!

BellJar

BellJar

I'm lost
February 2005

APR 28, 2006 03:01 PM

see, my parents would be really proud if that were me... confused but something tells me their sense of kitch is somewhat more carefully honed than mandy's. either way, whatever dude. she hasn't really had a successful project in years (except for saved, which was great) and she still gets to be on magazine covers! pfft.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

APR 28, 2006 03:05 PM

oyaji said:

FireInTheHead said:

Lumenagerie said:
It could have been worse.

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Even better - Anal Sex: Tips from a pro!



Why is it embarassing to be a pro at anal secks?

Or to be the source of unlimited orgasms?


Try having a conversation in the sitting room with your parents about it. Then ask why it's embarrassing. surreal

SonOfAPunk

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC
January 2006

APR 28, 2006 03:07 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

oyaji said:

FireInTheHead said:

Lumenagerie said:
It could have been worse.

Anal Sex
A Beginners Guide



Even better - Anal Sex: Tips from a pro!



Why is it embarassing to be a pro at anal secks?

Or to be the source of unlimited orgasms?


Try having a conversation in the sitting room with your parents about it. Then ask why it's embarrassing. surreal



Tenfour.

DrZaius_

DrZaius_

Shallotte, NC
OLD SKOOL

APR 28, 2006 03:10 PM

ShaggyVixe said:
Ironically most of my orgasms are because of Mandy Moore



Better Mandy Moore than Mandy Patinkin.

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by DrZaius]

xrinti

xrinti

Madison, WI
April 2006

APR 28, 2006 03:24 PM

oyaji said:

DrZaius said:

ShaggyVixe said:
Ironically most of my orgasms are because of Mandy Moore



Better Mandy Moore than Mandy Patinkin.

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by DrZaius]



The man has a beautiful singing voice.



SWOON.



Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You gave me unlimited orgasms. Prepare to die!

filmME

filmME

Vancouver, BC
May 2003

APR 28, 2006 03:36 PM

xrinti said:

oyaji said:

DrZaius said:

ShaggyVixe said:
Ironically most of my orgasms are because of Mandy Moore



Better Mandy Moore than Mandy Patinkin.

[Edited on Apr 28, 2006 by DrZaius]



The man has a beautiful singing voice.



SWOON.



Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You gave me unlimited orgasms. Prepare to die!



le petit mort?

Anton

Anton

Australia
September 2003

APR 28, 2006 03:53 PM

So what you're saying is that Mandy Moore is responsible for all current and future orgasms in the entire world?

Sounds true enough.

Dicey

dicey

United Kingdom
February 2005

APR 28, 2006 04:22 PM

Gosh Mandy, it must be so hard to be on magazine covers...


SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Shut up and enjoy the publicity!

diggity

diggity

Carrboro, NC
March 2003

APR 28, 2006 04:57 PM

if only it had been this cover...

Nokturn

Nokturn

United Kingdom
April 2006

APR 28, 2006 05:17 PM

diggity said:

if only it had been this cover...



But that cover says 'Mandy Moore gives without taking'.
Surely she'd limit her orgasms that way skull

[Edited on Apr 29, 2006 1:17AM]

T_Mage

T_Mage

Montreal, QC
September 2004

APR 28, 2006 05:22 PM



double swoon

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

APR 28, 2006 05:26 PM

oyaji said:

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

oyaji said:

FireInTheHead said:

Lumenagerie said:
It could have been worse.

Anal Sex
A Beginners Guide



Even better - Anal Sex: Tips from a pro!



Why is it embarassing to be a pro at anal secks?

Or to be the source of unlimited orgasms?


Try having a conversation in the sitting room with your parents about it. Then ask why it's embarrassing. surreal



It's nothing to be embarassed about. Your parents know you have sex. Why are we ashamed to talk about sex and our sex lives around the people that are supposed to nurture us? We are sexual beings. Puritanical hang-ups are wack.


My parents most certainly do NOT know if I have sex! eeek

No but seriously, no. Or even if they have an inkling, they certainly don't talk about it. (Hell, the last time my mom broached the subject of sex with me, it was two years ago and came out more like "Has that boy DONE anything to you?") Some families just don't talk about that kind of thing, and I can personally see where it would really suck to have the subject just thrust upon them like that. If I were her, I'd probably be freaking out too.

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

APR 28, 2006 05:29 PM

Goddamnit, why'd that have to be the first post on the page. blackeyed

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

APR 28, 2006 05:29 PM

Her parents must be uptight. Mine would laugh and laugh.

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