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low_culture

low_culture

New York, NY
April 2006

APR 27, 2006 03:04 PM

Though I'm no OB/GYN (you'll see where this is going in a second...), I have been assured numerous times that I am, however, incredibly good-looking, and have had incredible success with the ladies...which leads me to in no way whatsoever doubt the "science" behind the following story that appeared in the UK's Wigan News:

NURSES have put posters of Brad Pitt and George Clooney on the ceiling of a hospital examination room to help women relax during gynaecological check-ups!

Staff at Leigh Infirmary hope the film star heart-throbs will help patients' minds wander while medical procedures are carried out. They can also daydream about football hunk David Beckham and actor Jesse Metcalfe, who plays the gardener in TV's Desperate Housewives.

The posters have been pinned to the ceiling in an examination room on Ward 2, the hospital's gynaecology day surgery and outpatients unit.





(Via Salon's Broadsheet)

FireBomber

FireBomber

Leesburg, FL
March 2005

APR 27, 2006 04:07 PM

Ha!

"Hello Mrs. Smith, I'll be doing your examination today. My name is Brad Pitt, and this is my assistant, Daffy."

[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 by FireBomber]

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

APR 27, 2006 04:08 PM

All well and good if you're not a lesbian.
What if they're too excited by the pictures? That will just make things worse!

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

APR 27, 2006 04:13 PM

Moonrabbit said:
All well and good if you're not a lesbian.
What if they're too excited by the pictures? That will just make things worse!



At least they will save money on personal lubricant.

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

APR 27, 2006 04:14 PM

Sssssnap!

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

APR 27, 2006 04:15 PM

I'd spread my legs for George Clooney. He is a handsome man.

SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

APR 27, 2006 04:17 PM

I need to photoshop my photo into there somehow.
Hmm...

Edit: But seriously, I thought girls *liked* going to the gyno.

PUT YOUR FEET IN TEH STIRRUPS! mad

[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 4:18PM]

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

APR 27, 2006 04:19 PM

Sidenote:



Are this many women usually required for the gynocology process? Does this woman's vagina need to be restrained?

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

APR 27, 2006 04:27 PM

Keith said:
Sidenote:



Are this many women usually required for the gynocology process? Does this woman's vagina need to be restrained?



Obviously the posters are making her vagina over-excited and uncontrollable.

FireBomber

FireBomber

Leesburg, FL
March 2005

APR 27, 2006 04:50 PM



SocietysPliers

SocietysPliers

Ocala, FL
October 2004

APR 27, 2006 04:52 PM

Moonrabbit said:
What if they're too excited by the pictures? That will just make things worse!

Which may be what some of the more unscrupulous docs may be hoping for.

SatansPetCat

Satanspetcat

Bellevue, WA
January 2006

APR 27, 2006 05:10 PM

FireBomber said:




Yay Ceiling Kitty!

FireBomber

FireBomber

Leesburg, FL
March 2005

APR 27, 2006 05:11 PM

The empty space was screaming for it.

Phantasy

Phantasy

Australia
October 2005

APR 27, 2006 05:16 PM

FireBomber said:





Hahahaha

"Doctor, there's a pussy looking at my pussy!"

Idjit

Idjit

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

APR 27, 2006 05:39 PM

Um... What the fuck is the photo in the upper right hand corner? A penis-shaped rock formation on Mars?

Ragdoll

Ragdoll

SUICIDEGIRL

United Kingdom

APR 27, 2006 05:42 PM

Thats kinda funny but to be honest that would make me feel even more uncomfortable puke

blackjackdrac

blackjackdrac

Tampa, FL
December 2002

APR 27, 2006 05:49 PM

Idjiit said:
Um... What the fuck is the photo in the upper right hand corner? A penis-shaped rock formation on Mars?



its a sunset...aww.. puke

BellaChiChi

BellaChiChi

Australia
September 2005

APR 27, 2006 06:21 PM

what what what, i think there is something seriously wrong with this....i personally would rather keep medical professional and pleasure well pleasurable.

DeathByOpus

DeathByOpus

Saint Louis, MO
March 2006

APR 27, 2006 06:24 PM

FireBomber said:
Ha!

"Hello Mrs. Smith, I'll be doing your examination today. My name is Brad Pitt, and this is my assistant, Daffy."

[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 by FireBomber]




HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

decedent

decedent

Boston, MA
December 2003

APR 27, 2006 06:45 PM

FireBomber said:


hahaha, i almost missed that for a minute. ceiling cat FTW.

i knew a girl whose doctor had a ricky martin picture on the ceiling. this was a few years ago, though, when he was still somewhat relevant. it was creepy then, and it's creepy now.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

APR 27, 2006 07:01 PM

Moonrabbit said:
All well and good if you're not a lesbian.



That was my immediate thought.

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

APR 27, 2006 07:19 PM

I can't WAIT to see what they do for the guys getting prostate examinations.

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

APR 27, 2006 07:22 PM

CocoabutteR said:
I can't WAIT to see what they do for the guys getting prostate examinations.


anonymouse

anonymouse

Miami Beach, FL
OLD SKOOL

APR 27, 2006 07:30 PM

FireBomber said:




I don't know who you are, but I think I love you.

When in doubt, photoshop a cat into the picture. That's my advice. For the world.

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

APR 27, 2006 07:52 PM

Keith said:



Are this many women usually required for the gynocology process? Does this woman's vagina need to be restrained?


I think they're saying "happy birthday"

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