NEWS: What Kind of Woman Won't Spread Her Legs for George Clooney?

CULTURE: What Kind of Woman Won't Spread Her Legs for George Clooney?

Though I'm no OB/GYN (you'll see where this is going in a second...), I have been assured numerous times that I am, however, incredibly good-looking, and have had incredible success with the ladies...which leads me to in no way whatsoever doubt the "science" behind the following story that appeared in the UK's Wigan News:

(Via Salon's Broadsheet)

Ha!

"Hello Mrs. Smith, I'll be doing your examination today. My name is Brad Pitt, and this is my assistant, Daffy."

[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 by FireBomber]

All well and good if you're not a lesbian.
What if they're too excited by the pictures? That will just make things worse!

At least they will save money on personal lubricant.

Sssssnap!

I'd spread my legs for George Clooney. He is a handsome man.

I need to photoshop my photo into there somehow.
Hmm...

Edit: But seriously, I thought girls *liked* going to the gyno.

PUT YOUR FEET IN TEH STIRRUPS!

[Edited on Apr 27, 2006 4:18PM]

Sidenote:

Are this many women usually required for the gynocology process? Does this woman's vagina need to be restrained?

Obviously the posters are making her vagina over-excited and uncontrollable.

Which may be what some of the more unscrupulous docs may be hoping for.

Yay Ceiling Kitty!

The empty space was screaming for it.

Hahahaha

"Doctor, there's a pussy looking at my pussy!"

Um... What the fuck is the photo in the upper right hand corner? A penis-shaped rock formation on Mars?

its a sunset...aww..

what what what, i think there is something seriously wrong with this....i personally would rather keep medical professional and pleasure well pleasurable.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha, i almost missed that for a minute. ceiling cat FTW.

i knew a girl whose doctor had a ricky martin picture on the ceiling. this was a few years ago, though, when he was still somewhat relevant. it was creepy then, and it's creepy now.

That was my immediate thought.

I can't WAIT to see what they do for the guys getting prostate examinations.

I don't know who you are, but I think I love you.

When in doubt, photoshop a cat into the picture. That's my advice. For the world.

I think they're saying "happy birthday"