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Alyk

Boston, MA

February 2005

APR 26, 2006 07:39 PM

CELEB: Andy Dick: Cheap Dick

I don't know how to put this, but Andy Dick is kind of a big deal. Hes very important. He has many leather-bound books and his apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Just how big of deal is Andy Dick? When the comedian visited New Orleans to compete on Bravos "Celebrity Poker Showdown," he visited a local gay bar and reportedly refused to pay for his drinks.

"Andy Dick came into the bar--did you know he's really short?--and he ordered two beers. We all just stared at him, he shaved his head and he looks weird. But I gave him the beers, and said eight dollars, and he walked away! So I yelled Hey, your beers are eight dollars, and he turned around and said I'm a celebrity! I don't pay for drinks! and kept walking.

So Andy Dick is really short and behaves like a total asshole? No way! I never would have guessed that.

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 26, 2006 07:44 PM

Wow...

He's a "Small Dick", then eh?

Teeheeheehee...

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

APR 26, 2006 07:54 PM

He is seriously a goddamned asshole. I had the horrible misfortune of working on a video with him, in which he had a cameo at the end as a cab driver. I wanted to beat the shit out of him for making my akeup artist friend cry. What an piece of shit!

J24U

Danvers, MA

February 2006

APR 26, 2006 07:56 PM

Saraphine said:
He is seriously a goddamned asshole. I had the horrible misfortune of working on a video with him, in which he had a cameo at the end as a cab driver. I wanted to beat the shit out of him for making my makeup artist friend cry. What an piece of shit!

I would pay $1000 for a ticket to see Saraphine beat up Andy Dick.

decedent

Boston, MA

December 2003

APR 26, 2006 07:56 PM

what a dickface

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 26, 2006 07:56 PM

Yeah man... I dunno how you can be a "funny man" and an "asshole" at the same time...

That just doesn't do it for me...

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 26, 2006 07:56 PM

bocuma said:
what a dickface

What a Dick, even!

Viva

Las Vegas, NV

August 2004

APR 26, 2006 07:59 PM

Wel dude does look like barney fife and carrot tops love child. Cut him some slack!!!

SteveNeurotic

Charlotte, NC

January 2004

APR 26, 2006 07:59 PM

they should've called the po-po on his snobby ass.

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 26, 2006 08:00 PM

SteveNeurotic said:
they should've called the po-po on his snobby ass.

Word to your mother.

SaidGirl

Bellevue, NE

March 2005

APR 26, 2006 08:01 PM

i thought that of him when he pulled the stunt at trying reality tv

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

APR 26, 2006 08:11 PM

J24U said:

Saraphine said:
He is seriously a goddamned asshole. I had the horrible misfortune of working on a video with him, in which he had a cameo at the end as a cab driver. I wanted to beat the shit out of him for making my makeup artist friend cry. What an piece of shit!

I would pay $1000 for a ticket to see Saraphine beat up Andy Dick.

And I'd do it for 5 bucks! Not even...free. He told her makeup artists were worthless! After we had been busting our asses all fucking day long! Like 17 hours! And his ass was late! Oooo I hate 'em. Oh, and he apparently has a huge dick. he shows it to everyone

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

APR 26, 2006 08:15 PM

That sucks, because I think he's funny sometimes. Oh well. Funny people can be assholes, too.

guitargeek

Shawnee, OK

November 2003

APR 26, 2006 08:30 PM

Uhhh... and???

Maude

I'm lost

July 2005

APR 26, 2006 08:49 PM

CarlyJean said:
i thought that of him when he pulled the stunt at trying reality tv

it wasn't an entirely real attempt, though. it was meant to be funny.

i dunno, the guy is, in more ways than one, a dick. and it's funny; that's his comedy style. i guess it certainly wouldn't be funny if you were on the receiving end, but he makes me laugh.

5371W

Elizabethtown, KY

May 2005

APR 26, 2006 08:57 PM

I need to work on being a celebrity so I can pull shit like that.

wottan

Vancouver, BC

July 2004

APR 26, 2006 09:18 PM

The sad part is that these celebrity millionaires are the ones who get the most free shit.

Aaron

Shakopee, MN

July 2004

APR 26, 2006 09:37 PM

guitargeek said:
Uhhh... and???

+1

Aaron

Shakopee, MN

July 2004

APR 26, 2006 09:38 PM

Wren said:
That sucks, because I think he's funny sometimes. Oh well. Funny people can be assholes, too.

I agree, he did write the song "little brown ring" which is comedy gold.

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

APR 26, 2006 09:40 PM

I loved news radio. I was crushed when I found out he was so mean and awful

BurningLeviathan

Australia

January 2005

APR 26, 2006 09:54 PM

bocuma said:
what a dickface

call me

SonOfAPunk

Maple Ridge, BC

January 2006

APR 26, 2006 10:12 PM

BurningLeviathan said:

bocuma said:
what a dickface

call me

Call you a dickface?

BurningLeviathan

Australia

January 2005

APR 26, 2006 11:03 PM

um, its a thing in the celeb worship group over charlie sheen's voice mails to denise richards.
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Celeb+Worship/topics/192291/

missmalice_

Winchester, VA

October 2005

APR 27, 2006 01:35 AM

I never liked him in the first place. He just freaked me out. but I mean he can't give up 8 dollars for beers? what a cheap ass

CharlieLove

Fiji

March 2006

APR 27, 2006 02:08 AM

BurningLeviathan said:

bocuma said:
what a dickface

call me

you're such a nigger. i hate you you, fucking fuckity fuck. i got your email. fuck you.

call me.

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