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SirLoins

sirloins

Huntington Beach, CA
October 2005

APR 26, 2006 07:14 AM

Does this mean apes can enter the Spanish workforce?

BTW, Apes are *not* monkeys. Monkeys are considered "lesser" and have tails. I'll do things with my mouth for monkey, but I go ape over apes.

Pun *totally* intended.

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

APR 26, 2006 07:23 AM

This can only end one way.


mistress

mistress

Virgin Islands
February 2005

APR 26, 2006 08:05 AM

SirLoins said:
Does this mean apes can enter the Spanish workforce?

BTW, Apes are *not* monkeys. Monkeys are considered "lesser" and have tails. I'll do things with my mouth for monkey, but I go ape over apes.

Pun *totally* intended.


I'm ballistic for baboons.

quagmirething

quagmirething

I'm lost
June 2005

APR 26, 2006 08:19 AM

I have heard that the Spanish military doesn't use Alsatian dogs because they only an IQ of 60, and the army has a limit of 70 for it's members. Now, this is clearly so silly that it can't be true, but this article gives me hope that it's not just a story.

witty_pseudonym

witty_pseudonym

Australia
April 2006

APR 26, 2006 08:25 AM

quagmirething said:
I have heard that the Spanish military doesn't use Alsatian dogs because they only an IQ of 60, and the army has a limit of 70 for it's members. Now, this is clearly so silly that it can't be true, but this article gives me hope that it's not just a story.


I'm trying to imagine an alsatian doing the WAIS III

Uncle_Screwtape

Uncle_Screwtape

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

APR 26, 2006 09:16 AM

sickboyedd said:
Does this all mean I can go to spain, and as long as the simian in question is consenting and of legal age, fuck it hard, without la policia intervening?

Me cago en la leche tio!



I wouldn't if I were you.
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_001b.html

Uncle_Screwtape

Uncle_Screwtape

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

APR 26, 2006 09:18 AM

sickboyedd said:
Does this all mean I can go to spain, and as long as the simian in question is consenting and of legal age, fuck it hard, without la policia intervening?

Me cago en la leche tio!



Think twice. I really wouldn't do that.
http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm


[Edited on Apr 26, 2006 9:21AM]

ASSH0LE

ASSH0LE

Las Vegas, NV
June 2003

APR 26, 2006 07:31 PM

Ilsa said:
Tha's retarded. Why protect monkeys and not other species? When someone kills a dog or a cat here there's no law to punish them, and I'm afraid here's is way easier to find a cat or dog to batter than a stupid monkey, who are often spoiled in zoos.



Why don't people care about cockroaches and rats? They're just as valid species as the cute and fuzzy bunnies, cats, and dogs.

Ilsa

Ilsa

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

APR 26, 2006 07:47 PM

Timer said:

Ilsa said:
Tha's retarded. Why protect monkeys and not other species? When someone kills a dog or a cat here there's no law to punish them, and I'm afraid here's is way easier to find a cat or dog to batter than a stupid monkey, who are often spoiled in zoos.



Why don't people care about cockroaches and rats? They're just as valid species as the cute and fuzzy bunnies, cats, and dogs.



I believe that cockroaches and rats are considered plagues and not as intelligent as others species, but that doesn't mean I spend my days misstreating them. The point of my post is that I've seen very fucked up things in the news done to animals and since there isn't a good legislation on it the agressors always get away with it. I think the equal rights thing is retarded, but it would be great if we had good laws against animal abuse like it happens in other European countries.

sickboyedd

sickboyedd

United Kingdom
January 2004

APR 28, 2006 04:10 AM

I love Spain a lot, but I agree that Spain needs to tighten up its animal abuse laws

I was a little appalled by the number of dead dogs and cats scattered along the Cadiz-Conil road (E-5?). I actually saw a couple stop and release a dog by the road side, which was a little fucked up.

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