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Should I pick at it?

such a cunning linguist

With a shak tooth, yes.

I thought this was going to be about grammar.

What's your name going to be tomorrow?

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It will be in the latin alphabet.

Linguo...Dead?

What is your favorite piece of literature addressing stylistics and semantics?

Have you given any household appliances a right good rodgering lately?

Charles L. Briggs "Learning how to ask: A sociolinguistic appraisal of the role of the interview in social science research" is my top of three books on the subject.

No, Have you?

Beef stew.

can you think up your own schtick?

That would depend on how badly you mispell loanwords from German.

How do you get man-goo out of the inner workings of a dirt devil?

Bye a new filter.

"Bye" through waving, a firm handshake, or perhaps some form of ceremonial dance?

[Edited on Apr 24, 2006 by psychoholicagogo]

not that badly, so i guess your answer is no.

Definately none of the above, although you must remain firm throughout.

should be schtich, or if it is from swedish (by the use of <ck>) it should be sjtick. Maybe it's from yiddish, in which case it should be schtik or schtikh.

Do two years of college make you a linguist? and a WW2 Historian?

What the fuck is that stuff in the tupperware in the back of the fridge?