NEWS: Baby Names Are "Risky Business"

CELEB: Baby Names Are "Risky Business"

In the latest installment of the train wreck that is Tom Cruise’s life, it seems that the pretend Tomkat couple accidentally named their child a Hebrew term meaning, “Get out of here!”

While the couple insists Suri is a Persian variation of Sarah, meaning “rose,” Hebrew professors, however, have a different view.

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Is there a tub of water in front of them just out of shot with Tom preparing to plunge Katie's head in and drown her in some strange Scientologist expression of undying love through homicide?


Oh no, I just dissed Scientology. Chef will cook my chocolate salty balls

[Edited on Apr 24, 2006 3:18PM]

Any word on when they're going to admit that they used LRH's frozen sperm to create the demon offspring?

I think all fake celebrity porn photoshoppers just collectively creamed their pants.

I thought, "Oh my God. He's drowning her!"

Porn? You and your filthy mind!

I was thinking snuff, myself!

That's amazing. You didn't even need to add a handle.

That is actually perfect, and so simple.
If only he did it on Oprah.
And that rumour about him eating the unbilical cord... that was bullshit, right?????

it was a placenta. I hope it is but with the tomkat you never know.

Is it Suri or sirow that means vacate in hebrew ????

Sirow means vacate in the najdi dialect. maybe it's the same word ?

Suri is still a beautiful name in persian. Maybe they should move to iran ??

Get the fuck out of here!

How do you spell shonda? They should rename the kid shonda. Whatever that Jewish wod for "shame" is.

Sarah --> Sarai --> Princess in Hebrew. They really missed their mark by picking the wrong one. Previous reports had them saying "Suri" meant "princess". Oops.

Whoops! Is it too late to do backsies?

I think Tom just wants to streamline the thought process of the women he lives with...So now, Katie can call the baby "Sur" for short, just like she calls Tom "Sir."

name her pleasure or anything else that becomes something else when ending in cruise.

Co-ed naked volleyball cruise.

completely unrelated :

what does the L .in L.Ron stand for ?

Ladies Love Ron Hubbard.