NEWS: The 100 Unsexiest Men in the World

CELEB: The 100 Unsexiest Men in the World

ThePhoenix.com has listed the 100 unsexiest men in the world. One imagines that the competition was fierce, but a winner must be declared. This year, Gilbert Gottfried came out on top (or is it the bottom?).

The rest of the 100 are then listed. Some are predictable choices (Carrot Top, Osama Bin Laden) while others make me weep a little (Tim Burton?! But he has so much inner beauty!)



Most baffling, however, is the inclusion of Brad Pitt in position number 100. For the sexiest man in the world to also be the 100th unsexiest man in the world, there would have to be only 100 men in existence. Since I am not on the list, I must therefore not exist.

Cue the stampede of male posters looking to claim that they actually belong on this list, thereby using this thread to fish for complements.

Or female posters with pics of their exes. I must confess, I'm a mite tempted to provide one of my exhusband.

I bet all these people still got laid

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Yes! Pictures of unsexy men!! Or perhaps a new thread? This could be a fun discussion about what people don't find sexy and perhaps a few unenlightened folk could have a life changing experience from reading this thread!! Or the other one!!

German chicks are hot. Start your own thread.

Pssh, I made 105 on the 100 sexiest list. I'm so hot, Brad Pitt jerks off to me.

MmMMmmMMm flame fodder ! (types with gleee)

Does anybody know if dickzilla made the list ?

Wallace Shawn at number 11? Weird.

"My Dinner With Uggg-lay" was the original title.

Just before I read this post, I was reading Time's article on the five worst current members of the U.S. Senate. That makes two lists today that I can't believe Rick Santorum isn't on.

Hmmm how about an ugliest women in the world list? Or can't we get away with that?

[Edited on Apr 19, 2006 10:17PM]

I dare you to start one.

1. ICY

What an ugly woman. . .


sorry, I couldn't help myself.

2. Verne Troyer...she's like animated afterbirth.

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...did slightly better in the ugly woman category than ugly man category

[Edited on Apr 19, 2006 by SuicidePuppies]

I'll have you know I have plenty of inner womanly beauty.

Wait....

Heyyyyy, that ain't right!

Dead_Ringer and I were just talking last night about how Vizzini is one of the least attractive men ever.

EDIT: even more

[Edited on Apr 19, 2006 by lilyk]

No KFed? Bullshit.

*fish*

KFed's #99, I think.

Mike D. = totally sexier then KFed. For serious.

Dizzy just missed that list....number 101.

Fuuny, if you read some of the comments that go with the original article, all these people are bent out of shape because they mentioned Chad Kroeger from Nickleback. I find both he and his music repellent, but damn he must have some rabid fans out there to have that many comments.