NEWS: Spirituality Courtesy of Jacob the Jeweler

CELEB: Spirituality Courtesy of Jacob the Jeweler

Many words describe Mary J. Blige--Grammy-award winning singer, songwriter, producer--and lately, prophet.

Recently Blige found God, and claims God told her to be completely iced out.

My God told me that no one should ever use the phrase “bling.”

I'm just hoping that her God tells her to, "Let FridgeMagnet tap that shit."

Mary J. Blige's God must hate me.

Ahahahahhahahaha...

MY god told me to have sex and eat all day, and that he'd allow me to never run out of stamina or get fat.

My God told me to make a woman out of Alyk.

It's all about Johnny The Jeweler now.

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you
I know you were right, believing for so long
I'm all out of love, what am I without you?
I can't be too late to say that I was so wrong

My God told me to burns things.

Are you fucking kidding me?

perhaps she's back on the heroin?????

i also found god and got that five dollars he owed me...now to find buddha for the that buddhay call...

My god told me that he was only telling Mary to buy those things so I could mug her and take them.

Hey! I know that god! That's the Beast! Satan! Old Scratch himself! The Fucking Devil. The D-Man.

Satanism! It's not just for jaded eighties nogoodnicks any more!

You're still waking up. Give your eyes a few seconds to adjust.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

There you go.

[Edited on Apr 19, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]