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lilyk

lilyk

I'm lost
December 2004

APR 18, 2006 02:22 PM

Despite Tom Cruise’s ramblings about the future birth of Xenu's nemesis being completely normal without the need of media scrutiny, it seems to have no end in sight. Now Cruise is catching heat for making "jokes" about eating the placenta from the afterbirth.

The only funny part about the “joke” is that some people are taking him seriously and reporting it as such. You be the judge.

Cruise, 43, told GQ: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." When it was pointed out that it would be a big meal, Cruise replied: "OK, maybe I won't."

Asked about the comments by ABC's Diane Sawyer, the star replied: "Yeah, we're going to do that - a whole family thing. Isn't that normal and natural? No, we're not eating it."



Yeah....that sounds completely sane and in totally funny, not to mention snacky as hell. Can’t you just take a lesson from Jenny McCarthy’s pregnancy and joke about hemorrhoids instead?

JustAShadow

JustAShadow

USA
July 2005

APR 18, 2006 03:05 PM

everyone who doesn't think he is crazy, take a step forward.
*entire planet takes a collective step back with the exception of the individual in question*

DrStinkypants

DrStinkypants

Saint Paul, MN
October 2002

APR 18, 2006 03:07 PM

'No... not'? as in, it is totally hilarious?


[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by DrStinkypants]

lilyk

lilyk

I'm lost
December 2004

APR 18, 2006 03:10 PM

DrStinkypants said:
'No... not'? as in, it is totally hilarious?


[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by DrStinkypants]


As in facetiously to him asking if it is too much, as in "no way, that's cool as hell! NOT."

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

APR 18, 2006 03:11 PM

serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it puke puke

SPOILERS! (Click to view)




Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ? biggrin



[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

poptard

poptard

United Kingdom
November 2003
FunkySkunk

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL
July 2004

APR 18, 2006 03:21 PM

Imagine the stories that kid's psychiatrist is going to have. surreal

Keith

Keith

Hooker, OK
August 2002

APR 18, 2006 03:25 PM

Even a LONG time ago when it was considered traditional or acceptable to do such a thing, wouldn't it be the mother who would need to eat it?

Drusylla

Drusylla

Mesa, AZ
May 2005

APR 18, 2006 03:25 PM

zoton said:
serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it puke puke

SPOILERS! (Click to view)




Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ? biggrin



[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]



ROFLMAO!!

I would LOVE to see Cruise attempt to even eat that. I wonder if he wants it rare or well done?
tongue

alpha_hazard

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO
April 2004

APR 18, 2006 03:27 PM

Drusylla said:

zoton said:
serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it puke puke

SPOILERS! (Click to view)




Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ? biggrin



[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]



ROFLMAO!!

I would LOVE to see Cruise attempt to even eat that. I wonder if he wants it rare or well done?
tongue




Come on, everyone knows you bread and deep fry placenta.

Drusylla

Drusylla

Mesa, AZ
May 2005

APR 18, 2006 03:38 PM

alpha_hazard said:

Drusylla said:

zoton said:
serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it puke puke

SPOILERS! (Click to view)




Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ? biggrin



[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]



ROFLMAO!!

I would LOVE to see Cruise attempt to even eat that. I wonder if he wants it rare or well done?
tongue




Come on, everyone knows you bread and deep fry placenta.



Country fried placenta
biggrin

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

APR 18, 2006 03:43 PM

FunkySkunk said:
Imagine the stories that kid's psychiatrist is going to have. surreal


And she will have a psychiatrist.

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by DarkShades]

Kundalini

Kundalini

Kalamazoo, MI
June 2004

APR 18, 2006 03:44 PM

zoton said:
serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it puke puke

SPOILERS! (Click to view)




Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ? biggrin



[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

Is it strange that I think that is a very cool picture?

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

APR 18, 2006 03:56 PM

lol the bestpart is if you are taking one out in a c-section. You can actually feel it pulsating which is kind of cool.

Christopher

Christopher

Portland, OR
November 2002

APR 18, 2006 03:57 PM

It's uterific!

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

APR 18, 2006 03:59 PM

Christopher said:
It's uterific!



C'mon Katie, I'm entitled to a piece. It's uter-"us", not uter-"you".

Paul9000

Paul9000

Monterey, CA
November 2004

APR 18, 2006 04:01 PM

Hooraydiation said:

Christopher said:
It's uterific!


C'mon Katie, I'm entitled to a piece. It's uter-"us", not uter-"you".


There is no I in uterus.

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

APR 18, 2006 04:31 PM

Drusylla said:

Country fried placenta
biggrin



Guess what I found !

SPOILERS! (Click to view)


before and after







MmMmMMmmm Deep fried ! Hows that for ya tom !




biggrin

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

Paul9000

Paul9000

Monterey, CA
November 2004

APR 18, 2006 04:56 PM

I would've sauteed the vegetables.

FireBomber

FireBomber

Leesburg, FL
March 2005

APR 18, 2006 05:16 PM

Yeah right, like you guys wouldn't pay to see this:



[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by FireBomber]

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

APR 18, 2006 05:22 PM

FireBomber said:
Yeah right, like you guys wouldn't pay to see this:



[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by FireBomber]




sweet lord that is talent, You are sick in the mind my friend !!!! tongue

Paul9000

Paul9000

Monterey, CA
November 2004

APR 18, 2006 05:24 PM

FireBomber said:
Yeah right, like you guys wouldn't pay to see this:


That was too good to spoil.

FiendClub

FiendClub

Colton, CA
OLD SKOOL

APR 18, 2006 05:28 PM

FireBomber said:
Yeah right, like you guys wouldn't pay to see this:



[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by FireBomber]



Awesome.

Sticks

Sticks

United Kingdom
June 2011

APR 18, 2006 05:28 PM

The antichrist is among us.

[Edited on Apr 19, 2006 by TenementFunster]

zoton

zoton

Kuwait
November 2005

APR 18, 2006 05:46 PM

does she have horns ?

Nice name though .... Suri

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