NEWS: No Tom, Eating Placenta is Totally Hilarious! Not.

CELEB: No Tom, Eating Placenta is Totally Hilarious! Not.

Despite Tom Cruise’s ramblings about the future birth of Xenu's nemesis being completely normal without the need of media scrutiny, it seems to have no end in sight. Now Cruise is catching heat for making "jokes" about eating the placenta from the afterbirth.

The only funny part about the “joke” is that some people are taking him seriously and reporting it as such. You be the judge.

Yeah....that sounds completely sane and in totally funny, not to mention snacky as hell. Can’t you just take a lesson from Jenny McCarthy’s pregnancy and joke about hemorrhoids instead?

everyone who doesn't think he is crazy, take a step forward.
*entire planet takes a collective step back with the exception of the individual in question*

'No... not'? as in, it is totally hilarious?


[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by DrStinkypants]

As in facetiously to him asking if it is too much, as in "no way, that's cool as hell! NOT."

serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it

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Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ?

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

well some peaple think its very normal to eat it

Imagine the stories that kid's psychiatrist is going to have.

Even a LONG time ago when it was considered traditional or acceptable to do such a thing, wouldn't it be the mother who would need to eat it?

zoton said:
serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it

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Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ?

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

ROFLMAO!!

I would LOVE to see Cruise attempt to even eat that. I wonder if he wants it rare or well done?

Drusylla said:

zoton said:
serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it

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Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ?

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

ROFLMAO!!

I would LOVE to see Cruise attempt to even eat that. I wonder if he wants it rare or well done?

Come on, everyone knows you bread and deep fry placenta.

alpha_hazard said:

Drusylla said:

zoton said:
serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ?

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

ROFLMAO!!

I would LOVE to see Cruise attempt to even eat that. I wonder if he wants it rare or well done?

Come on, everyone knows you bread and deep fry placenta.

Country fried placenta

And she will have a psychiatrist.

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by DarkShades]

zoton said:
serious or not , I'd like to see him not throw up when he sees the damn thing. It's purple and has huge alien style viens all over it

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Now sir would you like it wih the fries or the side salad ?

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

Is it strange that I think that is a very cool picture?

lol the bestpart is if you are taking one out in a c-section. You can actually feel it pulsating which is kind of cool.

It's uterific!

C'mon Katie, I'm entitled to a piece. It's uter-"us", not uter-"you".

There is no I in uterus.

Guess what I found !

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before and after







MmMmMMmmm Deep fried ! Hows that for ya tom !

[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by zoton]

I would've sauteed the vegetables.

Yeah right, like you guys wouldn't pay to see this:

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[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by FireBomber]

FireBomber said:
Yeah right, like you guys wouldn't pay to see this:

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[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by FireBomber]

sweet lord that is talent, You are sick in the mind my friend !!!!

That was too good to spoil.

FireBomber said:
Yeah right, like you guys wouldn't pay to see this:

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[Edited on Apr 18, 2006 by FireBomber]

Awesome.

The antichrist is among us.

[Edited on Apr 19, 2006 by TenementFunster]

does she have horns ?

Nice name though .... Suri