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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

APR 17, 2006 07:37 PM

You’ve probably asked yourself all day, “What did George Michael do for Easter Sunday?” Well, to answer your question, he allegedly got fucked up and smashed up a few cars.

“At 8.10am, police were informed of a Range Rover being in collision with a number of cars in Hornsey Lane, Highgate. The vehicle was later found parked unattended. The driver has yet to be spoken to.”

Neighbors claim to have seen Michael yesterday in a “terrible state” and bouncing his Range Rover off a few cars. According to local police, “the Range Rover was found outside George Michael’s home but police have so far had no response from him.”

Michael’s rep said he has also been unable to track down the singer for a comment on the incident.

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

APR 17, 2006 07:50 PM

WHAM!!

Autumn

Autumn

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

APR 17, 2006 08:00 PM

OHHH George... stop putting things up your nose.

I really do think he is talented and sexy.. its so sad what happens to celebs.

riot_coming

riot_coming

New Zealand
August 2005

APR 17, 2006 08:09 PM



You’ve probably asked yourself all day, “What did George Michael do for Easter Sunday?”



I really was too.

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

APR 17, 2006 08:13 PM

When I was in 5th grade or so, I wanted to sing lip-sync George Michaels "Monkey" at a school talent show.


True story.

fictionalsounds

fictionalsounds

Alva, OK
April 2004

APR 17, 2006 08:33 PM

Tangus said:
WHAM!!



that comment works so well w/your profile pic too...it's almost like you're saying it...right there.

jeffvader

jeffvader

San Diego, CA
November 2004

APR 17, 2006 08:40 PM

so, let me get this straight...he retired from music to impersonate whitney houston.... skull

Cheech

Cheech

Portland, OR
January 2003

APR 18, 2006 11:08 AM

Guess he was taking Roxette's advice to BE a joy ride.

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

APR 18, 2006 12:17 PM

NewYorkMatt said:

CocoabutteR said:
When I was in 5th grade or so, I wanted to sing lip-sync George Michaels "Monkey" at a school talent show.


True story.




When i was in 5th grade or so, I did lip-sync George Michaels "Faith" in my elementary in music class. I had a mini wooden guitar and everything. If somebody can get me a video copy of this, I will blow/finger you.


I think the two of you need to get together for a duet of "I Want Your Sex." So hot.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

APR 18, 2006 12:18 PM

Alyk said:
You’ve probably asked yourself all day, “What did George Michael do for Easter Sunday?”



Well, at least it wasn't having a wank in a public restroom.

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

APR 18, 2006 12:26 PM

fictionalsounds said:

Tangus said:
WHAM!!



that comment works so well w/your profile pic too...it's almost like you're saying it...right there.


Tangus transcends electronic discourse.

Saraphine

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

APR 18, 2006 12:26 PM

Father Figure is one of my favorite karaoke songs to do.

"Put your tiny haaaaaand in miine..."