Your dream "Interview" interview.

Everybody knows about Interview, the magazine where famous people interview other famous people.

Which one of these sorts of Q&A sessions would you like to read? I'd pick Thurston Moore interviewing William Gibson, or vice versa.

do they have to be living? if so i would pick jonny depp interviewing tom waits and definitely vice versa...

if not, i could think of a billion i would like to see.

Pacino and DeNiro. But DeNiro is a shockingly bad interview.

I don't know... but I'd murder every last one of you for a sit down and chat with Blake Schwarzenbach.

That's right. Every last one of you.

Okay, maybe only some of you.

I'd love to hear Peter Brook interview Julie Taymor

Yeah, I forgot to mention that. They have to be living. Shakespeare + Jesus = Lame

David Cronenberg interviewing Dario Argento

We've already done Zooey...

Dead, I'd say Gregory Peck.

Alive, I'd say Cillian Murphy or Shirley Manson.

I'm surprised Shirley wasn't interviewed yet.