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Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

APR 16, 2006 03:58 PM

Former Calvin Klein model Jenny Shimizu has a fever and there is only one cure for it. No, it’s not more cowbell—it’s Angelina Jolie’s “perfect curvy boobs.”

Shimizu and Jolie fell in love on the set of the 1996 film “Foxfire.” The two maintained a long-running affair even while Angelina was married to actor Jonny Lee Miller.

"I was her first. And although she's having a baby with Brad, I doubt I'll be the last. She loves women too much. It's like a drug and she was hooked….Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That's where she gets her kicks—not playing happy families with one man.”

Shimizi admitted other scandalous details. She confirmed Jolie has a totally kick ass body. Who knew?

"She has a body which just makes you gasp and shudder with lust—so slender but with the most incredible, perfect curvy boobs….And her amazing skin is so soft to touch. But it's her mouth that made me beg for more—kissing me slowly and passionately with those full lips over every inch of my body. It's unbelievable what she can do with that mouth. Brad is one lucky boy!"

Shimizi also dished the details of the first time the two broads got it on.

"One night as we sat talking on Angelina's hotel bed our eyes just locked and we kissed. A slow, lingering, magical kiss….when I went back to her room we fell into each other's arms and slowly took off each other's clothes....She was a little shy but I just kept pointing to each bit of my body and saying ‘Breast!' ‘Thigh!' encouraging her to kiss every part of me. She was so eager to please. It was such a turn-on looking down at her gorgeous naked body as I showed her how to make love to a woman."

Now that Dad Brad is in the picture, Shimizu said Jolie rarely calls, but she’s confident their relationship will someday resume.

"We had a special bond which I believe will never die," she said. "We never fell out, we just drifted apart.”She's an amazing woman, always wanting to try new weird and wonderful things. Which is why when I heard she had settled down with Brad Pitt I was surprised. She'd never mentioned him before and he seemed such an unlikely choice for her, too clean-cut.

More to the point I KNOW how much she loves women."





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James_

James_

United Kingdom
March 2003

APR 16, 2006 04:03 PM

Wow. She doesn't sound like a crazy stalker or anything, does she! eeek

sixbysix

sixbysix

United Kingdom
December 2004

APR 16, 2006 04:04 PM

I've lots of cynical things to say, but i'm busy fighting a raging erection so for the moment i'll just trail off....

[Edited on Apr 17, 2006 12:05AM]

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

APR 16, 2006 04:07 PM

James_ said:
Wow. She doesn't sound like a crazy stalker or anything, does she! eeek




if i slept with jolie i would be telling alot of peopel about it as well

Solaris

Solaris

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

APR 16, 2006 04:10 PM

awesome... more cowbell. i can't ever hear too much about cowbells.

rowanmayfair

rowanmayfair

Valley Cottage, NY
November 2003

APR 16, 2006 04:11 PM

They made that movie in 1996, thats probably the last time she even saw Angelina Jolie. If she was such a great friend & lover why would she be blabbing all the personal details of their "relationship" to the press. I see restraining order written all over this one.

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

APR 16, 2006 04:16 PM

Solaris said:
awesome... more cowbell. i can't ever hear too much about cowbells.


beaky

beaky

Miami, FL
April 2003

APR 16, 2006 04:21 PM

CocoabutteR said:

Solaris said:
awesome... more cowbell. i can't ever hear too much about cowbells.




wrong tempo

Hooraydiation

Hooraydiation

Boston, MA
October 2005

APR 16, 2006 04:34 PM

rowanmayfair said:
They made that movie in 1996, thats probably the last time she even saw Angelina Jolie. If she was such a great friend & lover why would she be blabbing all the personal details of their "relationship" to the press. I see restraining order written all over this one.



Well, we don't know that Jolie would mind having her lesbian escapades known to the public.

And Jenny's married now too, so she can't be that obsessed.

Rin

Rin

SUICIDEGIRL

British Columbia, Canada

APR 16, 2006 05:38 PM

sounds like she was reading straight from a lesbian pulp novel.

iamzed

iamzed

I'm lost
January 2004

APR 16, 2006 05:40 PM

It might be a lesbian pulp novel, but with Angelina Jolie as a star, I am a fan..... love

benjiB

benjiB

Richmond, VA
November 2004

APR 16, 2006 05:43 PM

beaky said:

CocoabutteR said:

Solaris said:
awesome... more cowbell. i can't ever hear too much about cowbells.




wrong tempo



As soon as I saw this wasn't about cowbells, my interest seriously dropped by a thousand.

kingoftown

kingoftown

Cleveland, OH
October 2005

APR 16, 2006 06:23 PM

i love it here in the Filthy Dirty Smutty Storytime group. oh wait....

rowanmayfair

rowanmayfair

Valley Cottage, NY
November 2003

APR 16, 2006 06:35 PM

Hooraydiation said:

rowanmayfair said:
They made that movie in 1996, thats probably the last time she even saw Angelina Jolie. If she was such a great friend & lover why would she be blabbing all the personal details of their "relationship" to the press. I see restraining order written all over this one.



Well, we don't know that Jolie would mind having her lesbian escapades known to the public.

And Jenny's married now too, so she can't be that obsessed.



I'm going to have to say we're going to have to agree to disagree on this one.

First you mentioned not knowing wether or not Jolie would mind her lesbian escapades becoming known to the public. Personally, I don't think she'd want mention made of ANY of her past escapades at this point in her life. She's about to give birth & is already a mother to her 2 adopted children. She has her role as good will ambassador for the United Nations. She's tried quite hard to clean up her act.

Secondly Jenny Shimizu's marital status has absolutely nothing to do with whether or not she is capable of being a stalker or having an obsession with Angelina Jolie.

Side note: I 'm pretty high right now, which explains why I even give a crap about this silly story in the first place whatever

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

APR 16, 2006 06:57 PM

I would kill a nun to see the two of them together. I wore out my copy of Foxfire because of those two.

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

APR 16, 2006 08:48 PM

The whole idea is pretty hot; I'm not gonna lie. But it does seem a mite desperate to go waxing poetic about an ended love affair to the press. Kind of a turn-off, Jenny.

Kinto

Kinto

Marina Del Rey, CA
February 2003

APR 16, 2006 08:52 PM

Angelina thought she was with a man

Lisa_Why

Lisa_Why

Vancouver, BC
December 2004

APR 16, 2006 09:49 PM

sixbysix said:
I've lots of cynical things to say, but i'm busy fighting a raging erection so for the moment i'll just trail off....

[Edited on Apr 17, 2006 12:05AM]



If I had a penis, I would be too. As it is, I'm sure I'll be having some happy dreams tonight. eeek

ChezGeek

ChezGeek

Port Orchard, WA
January 2004

APR 16, 2006 10:06 PM

great movie. crappy news story.

dholokov

dholokov

Toronto, ON
April 2003

APR 16, 2006 10:30 PM

I don't want to put words in anyone's mouth, but I bet there's plenty of happy, well adjusted lesbians who don't consider themselves "dabbling in the dark side."

Little15

Little15

Canada
January 2006

APR 16, 2006 11:43 PM

kingoftown said:
i love it here in the Filthy Dirty Smutty Storytime group. oh wait....



Is there a Flithy Dirty Smutty Storytime group, someone should start one that would be fucking cool. biggrin

MrSmutty

mrsmutty

Victoria, BC
December 2004

APR 17, 2006 10:21 AM

filthy dirty smutty?

hey now...

i'm not filthy. well...

Rannie

Rannie

I'm lost
July 2004

APR 17, 2006 11:36 AM

I think Jenny is hot.

BellJar

BellJar

I'm lost
February 2005

APR 17, 2006 11:52 AM

Rannie said:
I think Jenny is hot.


+1 love

erinrae

erinrae

Victoria, BC
April 2006

APR 18, 2006 12:07 AM

fuck.
thats the greatest thing ive read in months!
its going to make reading the other half of Joyce Carol Oates' novel that much more pleasing!

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