NEWS: Kate Moss Does Yoga? I Call Bullshit.

CELEB: Kate Moss Does Yoga? I Call Bullshit.

Sculptor Marc Quinn has unveiled a sculpture of life-sized Kate Moss, 32, in a yoga pose to be displayed in a Netherlands gallery this month. The model took time out from her busy schedule modeling and mentoring young party girls long enough to be measured for the piece.

For those of you immediately conjuring images of the minimalist white Britney Spears Pro-Life celebration statue, Quinn's piece has deeper meaning.

Sadly, there was no comment from Pete Doherty or mention of a gallery security plan to keep him from any interaction with the statue.



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I can't see the baby's crown poking out of her vaginal opening and the bear is missing.

Looking at that makes me hungry for a pretzel.

Poor Kate Moss is the equivalent of a Ken Doll now.

Should've been done nude!

You know what would be rad.....if they made a salt shaker out of it.

I was just thinking this statue would be so much better like that.

And a pepper shaker out of the Britney one??

I want one to go next to my little Virgin Mary!

[Edited on Apr 15, 2006 11:45PM]

Okay. All I'm saying is that scary life-sized sculptures of stupid celebrities doing stupid things better not be the next "in" thing, because if it is I'm going to go drown myself in my bathtub.

So then I should scrap my plans for a Gwyneth Paltrow breast feeding on a trapeeze sculpture?

I collect odd-ass salt shakers. Last month I bought a monkey with a fez on. You can't beat a monkey wearing a fez.

A few months before I bought a pair of chefs, one white and the other black. I briefly considered it a "racist antique," until I realized that these two chefs were plainly equal in position. Though I'm not sure if they had the customary different number of holes (three or four?) in the tops of their heads.

are they making a blow up version?

Thank Jesus it's not anything near as gross as that Britney sculpture.

Just needs a sharp tap to the forehead.

Wheeeeee...smash.

i'm impressed that someone can even get in to that position

it really bothers me that she is not IN the possition but rather sculpted mid motion getting into possition.

I think it fails to capture much of anything other than Kate Moss as a caricature of a half way there contortionist.

Or a saltlick.

They could put it out in a cow pasture and let the cows tongue it!

from the title and the first few lines I wondered wouldn't it be far more interesting if the artist had made said sculpture using kate mosses own shit seeing as it seems both she and the artist are full of it .

Picasso's "Lohan Reading Tolstoy" started the trend.

Celebrities are the new pantheon.

that is very, very unattractive.

that's terrifying.