NEWS: DonÂ’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Cheap Like Me?

CELEB: Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Cheap Like Me?

It turns out that the Pussycat Dolls are some cheap slices. It seems that professional exhibitionist Carmen Electra, 33, stayed on the payroll just long enough to gain them some fame. According to Electra, now they can't afford her ass.

And as if assaulting our eardrums with their canned noise and shit grammar is not enough of an offense, they are spreading their former burlesque, now more of aÂ….I donÂ’t know....faux singing troop of hoo ha flashers around the country to set up new outposts.

But if they can't afford Electra, how can they afford a CD and new clubs? Well, they have celebrities show up and guest star with them for free.

Holy mega-cheap, Batman!



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*starts clock on their 15 minutes of fame*

the burlesque shows always seemed cool and I always really wanted to go to one sometime.

But I hate that freakin song. There's nothing burlesque about it.

My guess is Electra is probably happy to not be a part of it.

"If ya wanna be my lover....."

I wish they would gang bang me.

They all have scary lips.

Im convinced the girl third from left used to be a guy. 'She' scares me.

The third one to the left looks like a demon of sorts. She should probably be destroyed just in case.

I've got something for their lips. Especially the redhead.

they look like a row of trannies to me.

You will note I said lips. Not vaginas.

Me, too. When it was first just shows I thought it'd be pretty cool to check out. After they turned into a music group it just turned blehh for me. I really hate bands or music groups where they've basically been recruited to join together.

they look like a row of trannies to me

Hey they are talentless sell outs, but who gives a fuck.

This is the new ad campaign for Botox.

That sounds hot.

The 4th from the left has a jaw like Kurt Russell.

I thought that was Kurt Russell!

It looks like Patrick Swayze in To Wong Fu...

Scary, but htat is actually Jonathan Antin's sister....seriously manly.

I thought for a second 'she' was Pete Burns, and was the 'Celebrity' Helping them out...