NEWS: Stop Looking at Evageline's Ass

CELEB: Stop Looking at Evangeline's Ass

“Lost” actress Evangeline Lilly claims that she was so uncomfortable being wicked-ass hot as a teenager, she prayed to God to make her ugly…or something.

She also says she quit her job as a waitress because of the evil ogling by male patrons.

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The front is okay though, right?

I'm sorry, what was this article about?

I was too busy looking at her ass.

The "world's smallest violin" joke has been really overplayed, so instead...

Evangeline Lilly, shut the fuck up.

It must suck being rich and beautiful.

whatever.

Her ass isnt that great.

I lust, I mean, weep for her! Poor soul.

Considering the fact that she never appears to be wearing any pants, I think she would be ok with that.

Prayed to God to make her Ugly, huh? Shit...a Ball-Peen hammer, one shaved eye-brow, and a can of lighter fluid (with matches) could have helped her with her little 'problem'.

waa...waaaaaah.....WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

There. Im finished now..

I was going to say that attractive women really do have a hard time being taken seriously in academia, but then I remembered that you celeb worshippers try hard not to think of celebrities as actual people.

Wow, my crush on her completely evaporated. I didn't even know my brain could do that that quickly.

Awwwwww, God granted her wish! How sweet!

I'm alternating between agreeing with you and laughing at your pantswetting funny.

Buwaha!

The average British woman worries about the size and shape of her body every 15 minutes.

Source

That clip is taken from a magazine quoted in a BBC news article. There is no source to research, so I don't know if the statement is true.



[Edited on Apr 15, 2006 7:07PM]

"... but then, after a couple of weeks of being really, really tired all day from lack of sleep, I realized I could make a hell of a lot more money off my beautiful ass than my brain could ever get. So here I am. Suckers!"

"P.S. - I sleep just fine, too"

Let's see how she would like being ugly for a while. People like her make want to projectile vomit all over the nearest hilfiger(er).

I think you're missing the point--the problem with her statement is that this is a white chick with no physical handicaps bitching about how rough life is. Is life easier for a burn victim or a woman born with facial deformaties? She comes off as a bit ungrateful.

This isn't a feminist critique thread--we know what life is like for a woman, because you know, we have vaginas.

It's true. They totally have vaginas.

Who is that beast?!

Daaaaaamn... Get some fucking tattoos and piercings you ugly monster!

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Must be so damn rough.

My sentiments exactly. I'd love to help her out by giving her a few whacks with the ugly stick. How ridiculous!