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BurialRabbits

BurialRabbits

Portland, OR
January 2004

APR 15, 2006 03:06 PM

Whoever wrote this tidbit for the news section is quite funny. Especially I like the outro sentence. The 'history of fear' thing made me laugh.

Tom Cruise has topped Mel Gibson.

Zoop

Zoop

Sun Prairie, WI
March 2004

APR 15, 2006 03:42 PM

BurialRabbits said:
Tom Cruise has topped Mel Gibson.




He topped Mel long ago when he began taking it up the ass from Old Man Hubbard. Mel might not be all there, but at least he's behind an actual religion.

[Edited on Apr 15, 2006 by Zoom]

Mercedes

Mercedes

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

APR 16, 2006 10:43 AM

well i know what i'm NOT watching tonight biggrin

Necia

Necia

San Francisco, CA
August 2005

APR 16, 2006 01:13 PM

Thistle said:

Necia said:

benjiB said:
I find it odd that Tom Cruise rallys against drugs, because drugs actually explain him better than anything else.



He rails loudest against the kind of drugs that would actually fix him, unfortunately.



There are drugs that make you accept the fact that you're gay?



Touche. I heard Pfizer's working on one, though.

guitargeek

guitargeek

Shawnee, OK
November 2003

APR 16, 2006 09:54 PM

HAAAAAHAHAHAHA! IT'S A MADE-UP RELIGION!

Oh yeah, they all are...

DeathByOpus

DeathByOpus

Saint Louis, MO
March 2006

APR 16, 2006 09:57 PM

i hate him so

Mineux

Mineux

HOPEFUL

Torrance, CA

APR 17, 2006 02:53 AM

naulite said:
I lost all respect for Katie Holmes when I learned she was dating Tom Cruise. Then they got married and now having a kid.
Anyone willing to marry Tom Cruise has to be pretty fucked up in the head.
That puts Katie on the pcysho chick list.



pssst.. they're engaged only.. no actual marraige yet wink

SomethingStupid

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA
March 2004

APR 17, 2006 03:17 AM

You know, looking over those statements, I don't see anything wrong with them. Well...okay, that's a lie. There's no conceivable reason for being silent during a birth, and he doesn't make any sort of case for it. But I can't say that reading that affects my feelings towards him either way. It seems like a predictable defense for a batshit nuts religious practice.

BurialRabbits

BurialRabbits

Portland, OR
January 2004

MAY 16, 2006 09:08 PM

Somebody just said 'actual religion'?

And holy shit, you know, I think that Tom Cruise is actually on his way to taking Marlon Brando's place as the Dennis Hopper of old people. Wait until Tom's gray, it'll fucking happen.

And if Katie is still with him, by that time she'll be like that girl who did the GAP ads, who had her own show a little while ago, with the blond hair and the marketable chest, and she's like 600 pounds; I forget her name. Anna something. But Katie will be out of her fucking mind too, instead of just a little bit. Whatever, long live their relationship, and maybe when that kid from Sixth Sense is a little older he'll play Tom in a tearful biopic directed by Steven Spielberg, who I have a feeling will live for fucking ever, making the same shitty film over and over and over and over and over again.

Tom Cruise should actually be in every Spielberg film from now on. Star power. Cash. Badass.

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

MAY 16, 2006 09:22 PM

BurialRabbits said:
Somebody just said 'actual religion'?

And holy shit, you know, I think that Tom Cruise is actually on his way to taking Marlon Brando's place as the Dennis Hopper of old people. Wait until Tom's gray, it'll fucking happen.

Tom Cruise should actually be in every Spielberg film from now on. Star power. Cash. Badass.




Isn't Dennis Hopper the "Dennis Hopper of old people"? Hopper is just batshit psycho, Tom is a batshit psycho overzealous enemy of Xenu...

BurialRabbits

BurialRabbits

Portland, OR
January 2004

MAY 17, 2006 06:30 AM

Well, I didn't exactly mean he'd be like Dennis Hopper, because nobody needs to look too far into Tom's future to know he hasn't the guts to be dangerous in any way but solid lawsuiting. So I guess he's just on his way to giving the kind of interviews that Marlon Brando did, and thinking the whole world is right there on the same upper-level and equally upper non-existent page as he is. He's just out of his mind. Mel Gibson should feature Tom in his movies, too, on every poster even if he's not in the film.

And if possible, he should write me a check for a lot of money because I could really use it, and that would be pretty cool of Tom, Spielberg, Mel Gibson or Brando's estate.

Mythicus

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ
May 2004

MAY 17, 2006 06:39 AM

guitargeek said:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA! IT'S A MADE-UP RELIGION!

Oh yeah, they all are...


+1

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 17, 2006 05:00 PM

BurialRabbits said:
Somebody just said 'actual religion'?

And holy shit, you know, I think that Tom Cruise is actually on his way to taking Marlon Brando's place as the Dennis Hopper of old people. Wait until Tom's gray, it'll fucking happen.

And if Katie is still with him, by that time she'll be like that girl who did the GAP ads, who had her own show a little while ago, with the blond hair and the marketable chest, and she's like 600 pounds; I forget her name. Anna something. But Katie will be out of her fucking mind too, instead of just a little bit. Whatever, long live their relationship, and maybe when that kid from Sixth Sense is a little older he'll play Tom in a tearful biopic directed by Steven Spielberg, who I have a feeling will live for fucking ever, making the same shitty film over and over and over and over and over again.

Tom Cruise should actually be in every Spielberg film from now on. Star power. Cash. Badass.



I don't think Anna Nicole Smith ever did GAP ads. Some other jeans company.

lilyk

lilyk

I'm lost
December 2004

MAY 17, 2006 05:01 PM

Thistle said:
I don't think Anna Nicole Smith ever did GAP ads. Some other jeans company.


She did Guess ads...

Zoop

Zoop

Sun Prairie, WI
March 2004

MAY 24, 2006 09:41 PM

Mythony said:

guitargeek said:
HAAAAAHAHAHAHA! IT'S A MADE-UP RELIGION!

Oh yeah, they all are...


+1



whatever whatever whatever puke puke puke puke

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