NEWS: Oprah: She's Rich, Bitch

I almost peed myself just now thanks to you.

Wait...is there a celebrity designed for incontinence?

There was that thing in Paris, where she became enraged that they wouldn't keep the store open just for her, on almost no notice. Which would tend to push her from being "comfortable about having money" towards "wealth egomaniac". I imagine she'll die with a huge amount of money in the bank and a lot of stuff she doesn't use. But heh, it's not a crime or anything.

She does help a fuck ton, though. I wouldn't feel guilty if I were her, either.

Seriously guys, how much does she have to give before she is exonerated in the eyes of total strangers and allowed to enjoy the fruits of her labor. And before anyone goes off about her job is "easy", ask yourself why there are so few black female billionaires (are there actually any others?). Because it's fucking hard and she busted her ass to get where she is today.
You fucking go Oprah!

Orah grew up among the poorest of the poor. She has every right to NOT feel guilty about the millions she made by working from the ground up.

Clearly...

I ♥ oprah

"Them" is probably the poor people in Africa, since they were just leaving Africa. If not them, I would just assume she meant poor people in general. Eitherway, there's nothing wrong with it.

Other than that, I've never like Oprah.

I cheated on my girlfriend once. We all fuck up. How many other stories have you heard about her being an egomaniac?

Oh I do agree, it's not a deal closer. It could well be just that she'd become accustomed to such treatment being freely offered. Anyway, I'd put cheating on your partner as being worse than being a wealth egomaniac