NEWS: Jessica Simpson Feels Threatened by Younger "Star"

lilyk said:

TheFuckOffKid said:

lilyk said:
*paid for by the committee to see lilyk's nipples on the interweb again*

This means I missed out the first time?

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they were in limited release.

how did we get away from jessica simpson in all of this? o right, she's fucking boring...

Jeff_Fries said:
This reminds me of the other day. I was in the supermarket pushing my cart to the register when I saw a copy of People Magazine on the rack ahead of me. I picked it up and started flipping through it. Every time I got two sentences into an article I would scream things like "OH MY GOD WHO FUCKING CARES FOR CHRIST'S SAKE" and "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME ABOUT THIS BULLSHIT". It took me several hours to make it through the entire magazine, but at the end the entire store cheered and applauded, and I got to take my groceries home for free.