Have You Ever...

It's an easy game...Answer the question above you and list one for the next person. The questions can be sexual but there's no real guidelines. It's a Monday in Arkansas and I'm terribly bored!




Have you ever felched with a lover?

No. Have you ever vomited because of a thread?

no. have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

edited to add: it may seem like i'm comment stalking you, fridge. i assure you that i am not. but i'm bored and may start stalking at any moment. so... please... try to keep it interesting.

another thing: my post was funnier in my head.

[Edited on Apr 10, 2006 by Meaney]

Yes. Have you ever banged Kim Basinger?

no. have you ever killed a man just to watch him die?

No. Have you ever gone out to the coast for the Holidays?


Keep stalking homeboy, I have an hour and a half until my next meeting and I'm booooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrred.

[Edited on Apr 10, 2006 by FridgeMagnet]

Yes I live on the coast. Ever been to a Catholic wedding (Traditional)?




[Edited on Apr 10, 2006 by MrSorrow]

yes. far too long.

have you ever fallen asleep while driving?

no. have you ever given up on masturbating because your arm got too tired?

EDIT: that no was inteded for kingoftown, but no to yours as well Katrina.

[Edited on Apr 10, 2006 by ellixan]

Yes.

Have you ever walked into a room you didn't know how to walk out of?

yes


have you ever ridden through the desert on a horse with no name?

No.

Have you ever really really, ever ever really, loved a woman?

Yes.

Have you ever driven Meaney out of a thread...on his b-day??

yes. my mother.


have you ever got caught in the rain whilst drinking pina coladas?

Yes. But by accident.

Have you ever wondered if I fired six shots or only five?

yes. punk.



did you ever shoot a man in reno?

[Edited on Apr 10, 2006 by Margot_Dent]

Not really. I'm felling lucky.

Have "you ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?"

No to shooting a man in Reno.
Yes to the dump thing.

Have you ever spent Christmas getting kicked in the head with a steel toed boot?

No.

Have you ever raised your hands in the air, and waved them like you just don't care?

Yes!

Have you ever fucked on cocaine?

It's nice.

Have you ever fucked my wife?

No.

Have you ever told a stalker about another stalker as a hint?

Yes.

Have you ever farted, and had your first thought upon smelling it be "Should I go to the hospital?"

edit: wewt, grammar

[Edited on Apr 10, 2006 by ellixan]

No.

Have you ever killed a thread?