NEWS: Loni Anderson Refuses to Get Naked for You

CELEB: Loni Anderson Refuses to Get Naked for You

Would you like to see Loni Anderson nude? Well too bad. Anderson claims she's still turning down Playboy, despite the fact that WKRP is barely shown in reruns.

Loni is refusing to show you her ta-ta's, but she might be willing to show her ass in a pair of very expensive panties. She says she would pose for her favorite lingerie company, La Perla, if asked.

...and we thank her for doing so.

*shudder*


Daniel

I guess where never seeing Venus in a Playgirl spread either, huh?

Soooooooo..... now that her grandkids are out of school she can do it???

Psh. She'd do it if Hef said "please".

"here's how grandma paid for my college education" doesn't seem like it would suck at all

Oh... I thought BURT was paying for that.

Yeah...no thanks.

"You got the right Muffpie"

Hugh, man . . . Lay off the Viagra, k? It'll settle you down a much-needed bit.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

I'm still waiting for the Bailey Quarters photoset!!

Isn't he bankrupt now?

It was definately considerate of her to stay away from that, you know, so younger and more attractive girls get be apart of the Playboy world.

Incidentally do you think she would be a Tuesday or a Wednesday?

"How about you turn around and walk back to your grandmother before I put you to sleep like a stack of pancakes. Asshole."

please. i wasn't even interested back when she was supposed to be hot.

Ignore this - see the next one - I haven't had my coffee yet

[Edited on Apr 05, 2006 by SocietysPliers]

No - he put away all of the money he saved avoiding quality hairpieces.

Perhaps he could do the world a favour and use some of it to make sure she NEVER takes Hef up on his offer.


[Edited on Apr 05, 2006 by SocietysPliers]