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APR 03, 2006 07:57 PM
APR 03, 2006 07:59 PM
The_Bastard said:
DeNIro
Fuhgettabouddit! I'm French, ya stupid mook!
APR 03, 2006 08:00 PM
Clov said:
Josh Hartnett is the most unremarkable actor ever. Not because he hasn't done much, but because his good stuff and crap have perfectly cancelled each other out.
I like how people defend him based off his participation in getting Sin City off the ground. By simply doing a five-minute scene for his buddy. He's still bad.
Anyway, I imagine they cast Scarlett because Ellen Page is too creepy now to play Napoleon's lover, despite her probably being the person that looks most like a 14 year old:
APR 03, 2006 08:01 PM
Whaddya want, an actual Frenchman?
Alyk
Boston, MA
February 2005
APR 03, 2006 08:01 PM
The_Bastard said:
I think I would slap a nun to be in the same room as her for this shot. I get all dizzy just looking at her.
Also, she will be the most stacked 14 year old I've seen.
Stop fronting.
APR 03, 2006 08:10 PM
Alyk said:
The_Bastard said:
I think I would slap a nun to be in the same room as her for this shot. I get all dizzy just looking at her.
Also, she will be the most stacked 14 year old I've seen.
Stop fronting.
Is it possible to be genitically programmed to hate children? Cuz the desire to smack her feels completely natural.
APR 03, 2006 08:52 PM
The_Bastard said:
Whaddya want, an actual Frenchman?
Well, considering Nabolione Buonaparte was Corsican (part of Genoa until the year before he was born), and the son of minor Italian nobility, deNiro might not be to bad. But he's too tall.
Seriously:
Ya gotta go with Pesci.
APR 03, 2006 08:53 PM
skeptik said:
The_Bastard said:
Whaddya want, an actual Frenchman?
Well, considering Nabolione Buonaparte was Corsican (part of Genoa until the year before he was born), and the son of minor Italian nobility, deNiro might not be to bad. But he's too tall.
Seriously:
Ya gotta go with Pesci.
He's still alive?
Quirky
Birmingham, AL
October 2005
APR 03, 2006 08:57 PM
APR 03, 2006 09:03 PM
Y'know, I actually had to go look that up.
APR 03, 2006 10:26 PM
MC_escher
Irvine, CA
May 2003
APR 04, 2006 12:08 AM
APR 04, 2006 12:36 AM
SirPsychoSexy said:
Scarlett Johansson is a bazillion different kinds of hot, but one thing she does not have is the look of a 14 year old. I don't see how they are going to pull that one off 
Then again, who is going to fucking care 
she looks like a dead fish to me, she always has this bored, vacant expression on her face.
can't stand the woman.
APR 04, 2006 02:39 AM
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APR 04, 2006 01:41 PM
APR 04, 2006 01:47 PM
plus she can be totally butt ass naked and play a fourteen year old because she is legal and that's all that matters by law
that's going to be one seriously stacked 14 year old 
MisterGraves
Portland, OR
November 2003
APR 03, 2006 07:56 PM