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MisterGraves

MisterGraves

Portland, OR
November 2003

APR 03, 2006 07:56 PM

Anyway, who do we think will get the role of Napoleon?

Danny DeVito?
Or perhaps Gérard Depardieu with his legs cut off?

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

APR 03, 2006 07:57 PM

DeNiro. The only choice.

[Edited on Apr 03, 2006 by The_Bastard]

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

APR 03, 2006 07:59 PM

The_Bastard said:
DeNIro


Fuhgettabouddit! I'm French, ya stupid mook!

William_Miller

William_Miller

South Berwick, ME
January 2005

APR 03, 2006 08:00 PM

Clov said:
Josh Hartnett is the most unremarkable actor ever. Not because he hasn't done much, but because his good stuff and crap have perfectly cancelled each other out.



I like how people defend him based off his participation in getting Sin City off the ground. By simply doing a five-minute scene for his buddy. He's still bad.

Anyway, I imagine they cast Scarlett because Ellen Page is too creepy now to play Napoleon's lover, despite her probably being the person that looks most like a 14 year old:

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

APR 03, 2006 08:01 PM

Subrosa said:

The_Bastard said:
DeNIro


Fuhgettabouddit! I'm French, ya stupid mook!



Whaddya want, an actual Frenchman?

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

APR 03, 2006 08:01 PM




I think I would slap a nun to be in the same room as her for this shot. I get all dizzy just looking at her.



Also, she will be the most stacked 14 year old I've seen.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Not that I'm often checking out fourteen year olds, stacked or otherwise.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
What? I don't. Pervs.


Stop fronting.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

APR 03, 2006 08:10 PM

Alyk said:




I think I would slap a nun to be in the same room as her for this shot. I get all dizzy just looking at her.



Also, she will be the most stacked 14 year old I've seen.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
Not that I'm often checking out fourteen year olds, stacked or otherwise.


SPOILERS! (Click to view)
What? I don't. Pervs.


Stop fronting.




Is it possible to be genitically programmed to hate children? Cuz the desire to smack her feels completely natural.

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

APR 03, 2006 08:52 PM

The_Bastard said:

Subrosa said:

The_Bastard said:
DeNIro


Fuhgettabouddit! I'm French, ya stupid mook!



Whaddya want, an actual Frenchman?


Well, considering Nabolione Buonaparte was Corsican (part of Genoa until the year before he was born), and the son of minor Italian nobility, deNiro might not be to bad. But he's too tall.

Seriously:


Ya gotta go with Pesci.

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

APR 03, 2006 08:53 PM

skeptik said:

The_Bastard said:

Subrosa said:

The_Bastard said:
DeNIro


Fuhgettabouddit! I'm French, ya stupid mook!



Whaddya want, an actual Frenchman?


Well, considering Nabolione Buonaparte was Corsican (part of Genoa until the year before he was born), and the son of minor Italian nobility, deNiro might not be to bad. But he's too tall.

Seriously:


Ya gotta go with Pesci.



He's still alive?

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

APR 03, 2006 08:57 PM

I dont think she will be allowed to bare her breasts if she portrays a 14 year old.

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

APR 03, 2006 09:03 PM

The_Bastard said:

skeptik said:
Seriously:


Ya gotta go with Pesci.



He's still alive?



Y'know, I actually had to go look that up.





biggrin

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

APR 03, 2006 10:26 PM

D'oh.

[Edited on Apr 03, 2006 10:27PM]

MC_escher

MC_escher

Irvine, CA
May 2003

APR 04, 2006 12:08 AM

since the surge of biopic films started, I've been pushing the idea of a Napolion film with Al Pachino in the starring role. He's really the most bad-ass short guy in film. I hope they got my letter.

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

APR 04, 2006 12:36 AM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Scarlett Johansson is a bazillion different kinds of hot, but one thing she does not have is the look of a 14 year old. I don't see how they are going to pull that one off confused

Then again, who is going to fucking care ooo aaa biggrin



she looks like a dead fish to me, she always has this bored, vacant expression on her face.

can't stand the woman.

Zoop

Zoop

Sun Prairie, WI
March 2004

APR 04, 2006 02:39 AM

They couldn't get Alison Lohman to play someone ten years younger than she really is again?

And am I the only one who, sadly, read this initially as "Napoleon Dynamite"?

AndersWolleck

AndersWolleck

Astoria, NY
February 2003

APR 04, 2006 06:19 AM

ellen page would be good. i met her at the hard candy junket. she is TINY

Anabel

Anabel

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

APR 04, 2006 01:41 PM

she's so hot. 14 or not. i bet they're gonna put her in one of those really tight corsets...

MStar33

MStar33

Evans, CO
January 2005

APR 04, 2006 01:47 PM

plus she can be totally butt ass naked and play a fourteen year old because she is legal and that's all that matters by law

that's going to be one seriously stacked 14 year old eeek

Margot_Dent

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA
February 2004

APR 04, 2006 01:52 PM

AndersWolleck said:
ellen page would be good. i met her at the hard candy junket. she is TINY



i didnt know who she was until i looked her up, she's cute. oh man, she's playing kitty pryde? nice.

lovesome

lovesome

Orlando, FL
July 2004

APR 04, 2006 02:27 PM

god, she is so freaking hot. i don't know about passing for 14, but still. she's gorgeous.

Not_a_sicko

Not_a_sicko

Netherlands
September 2005

APR 04, 2006 02:35 PM

As much as I love Scarlett, I'd rather see them use an actress who actually looks like she's 14.

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