FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive, Scarlett Johansson, has been tapped to portray Napoleon Bonapartes 14-year-old lover in an upcoming film.

Napoleon and Betsy focuses on the blossoming relationship between a teenage Betsy Balcombe and the emperor, then living in exile on a South Atlantic island.

The screen beauty will play the teenage daughter of the French emperor's English captor during his exile in 1815.

Napoleon is said to have been captivated by Betsy despite the fact he was 32 years older than her.

But film bosses have refused to reveal whether the blonde starlet will have a sexual relationship with their Napoleon, who has not yet been cast.

Whoever plays the size-impaired Nepoleon will enjoy a kick ass boob-level view of Scarlett.

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

APR 03, 2006 06:08 PM

I think it's time she takes her shirt off. Think of all the starlets who've used their cleavage to further their careers, but are good enough, at one point or another, to show what they look like without the flattering and illusory effects of clothing. I think Ms. Johansson is just dishonest.

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:09 PM

there's no way she looks even close to that young

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:11 PM

Jeff_Fries said:
I think it's time she takes her shirt off. Think of all the starlets who've used their cleavage to further their careers, but are good enough, at one point or another, to show what they look like without the flattering and illusory effects of clothing. I think Ms. Johansson is just dishonest.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:13 PM

I had no idea she was actually two years younger than me. I feel like I've wasted the last five years of my life. Which I have.

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH

April 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:15 PM

Margot_Dent said:

You know who loves boobieblog.com? Subrosa.

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:18 PM

Scarlett Johansson is a bazillion different kinds of hot, but one thing she does not have is the look of a 14 year old. I don't see how they are going to pull that one off

Then again, who is going to fucking care

Margot_Dent

Los Angeles, CA

February 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:18 PM

Clov said:

Margot_Dent said:

You know who loves boobieblog.com? Subrosa.

Oh, I know.

wickedmonkey

Pawtucket, RI

June 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:30 PM

i wish they looked like that when i was 14.

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC

February 2005

APR 03, 2006 06:41 PM

She was so much hotter during her Ghost World and Lost in Translation years. I swear once I saw the preview for The Island I thought she was just another blond bimbo. The hotness is gone.

I was supprised she was 17 or 18 in those rolls now she's liek 21 and playing a 14 year old?

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO

April 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:42 PM

edited because I'm an idiot with poor historical memory...

[Edited on Apr 03, 2006 6:42PM]

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

APR 03, 2006 06:46 PM

Alyk said:
Whoever plays the size-impaired Nepoleon will enjoy a kick ass boob-level view of Scarlett.

It's a well-known fact that ScarJo loves the short guys.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Necia

San Francisco, CA

August 2005

APR 03, 2006 06:51 PM

14 years old?

I think that's kind of a stretch. Scarlett Johansson is so hot largely because she actually has the body of a woman--or at least, a lot more so than most of supposedly-female Hollywood.

Eh, fuck it. She'll be hot and likely do a good acting job either way.