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Dane Cook Dating Jessica Simpson???

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StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA

December 2003

APR 02, 2006 06:26 PM

Wow, when did everyone decide they didn't like Dane anymore?

Personally, I think he's one of the funniest comedians out there these days.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 12:17 PM

NO!

Because he's MINE.

ALL MINE.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 12:17 PM

(even if he doesn't know it yet)

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL

April 2004

APR 03, 2006 03:41 PM

StarBelliedBoy said:
Wow, when did everyone decide they didn't like Dane anymore?

Maybe when they realized he's been doing the same set for the past ten years. Maybe.

Salem

SUICIDEGIRL

Mississippi, USA

APR 03, 2006 03:59 PM

WTF

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

APR 03, 2006 04:07 PM

i never liked dane cook. i want to have sex with Jessica Simpson. I guess I'm standing on the corner of Cool and Rad with my dick in my hand.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 04:12 PM

He's totally getting married to me.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

APR 03, 2006 04:14 PM

I could actually see Morgan and Dane together. No biggie. You should actually persue that, Morgan. sorry if i sound ultra-earnest right now. Moby does this to me. Go for it, Morgan. Happiness, man. yeah.

hadees

Austin, TX

December 2003

APR 03, 2006 04:20 PM

I guess Jessica Simpson has a fetish for D-list celebrities. At this rate she will be dating Dean Cane by the end of the month and Mario López by the end of the year.

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA

July 2002

APR 03, 2006 04:24 PM

PixieDuzt said:
Not all comedy has to offend someone.....in fact I really think that being offensive is just an easy way to get laughs.

Being both offensive and funny is hard - see Carlos Mencia.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 07:05 PM

Taureolt said:
I could actually see Morgan and Dane together. No biggie. You should actually persue that, Morgan. sorry if i sound ultra-earnest right now. Moby does this to me. Go for it, Morgan. Happiness, man. yeah.

No, we'd totally work. I'd make him be less of an asshole and he'd make me be more of a bitch. And the comedy...oh, the comedy.

He'd totally do me.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

APR 03, 2006 07:57 PM

Well, Morgan. Now's your chance. On the 15th, he'll be in Boston.
and in case that's too far away, on the 13th, he'll be in Chicago.
Go for it.

[Edited on Apr 03, 2006 by Taureolt]

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 08:03 PM

Holy shit.

Totally going.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 09:34 PM

I'm gonna be in a heist with him.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

APR 03, 2006 10:23 PM

O RLY?

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 10:26 PM

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

APR 03, 2006 10:32 PM

CharlieLove

Fiji

March 2006

APR 03, 2006 10:37 PM

i'd go see it.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 11:06 PM

It would involve the BEST SEX SCENE EVER.

In which his dick feels like corn, of course.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

APR 03, 2006 11:14 PM

Does it popcorn-ize inside you due to the heat?

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 11:24 PM

It does. I'm popping inside.

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

APR 03, 2006 11:26 PM

Morgan said:
It does. I'm popping inside.

....but the pirate popped like 57 boners all at once....
Morgan, sinutta vittuillemassa! hahahahahahahaha
I tried making an image for that poppycock...but i couldn't stop laughing while making it.

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

APR 03, 2006 11:30 PM

You needed scrunchies. For a clearer view and all that.

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