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Drama

Drama

Columbus, OH
January 2003

APR 01, 2006 09:43 PM

I saw this rumor on E! and just have to say...Dane, say it ain't so???
I found this from US Weekly


Things are heating up between Jessica Simpson and costar Dane Cook on the New Mexico set of Employee of the Month. Ask anyone who witnessed the pair holding hands at the Albuquerque hot spot OPM, where Cook and several pals celebrated his birthday on March 18. That night Jessica got cozy with Cook in a booth, according to a club employee.

“They were sitting next to each other all night and were in their own world,” says the source. “They were holding hands, laughing and hugging. At one point, they snuggled up really close.” Another source adds, “It looked like they were trying to keep it tame in front of everybody.”

The pair got close again while taking in a 10:25 p.m. showing of the movie Inside Man on March 26. Although the trip to the movie was a group outing (costar Dax Shepard, CaCee Cobb and others also attended), the actress directed much of her attention to the six-food-tall funnyman.

“They were sitting really close to each other,” says a witness. “And at one point, she laid her head on his shoulder.”

Jessica has been a fan of Cook’s for years. “When Jessica was with Nick, they used to come in and see Dane perform,” Jamie Masada, owner of the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, tells Us.

Seeing Simpson, 25, interact with Cook, 34, in recent weeks is a flashback to winter 2005, when the singer-actress battled buzz of a fling with Dukes of Hazzard costar Johnny Knoxville.

Only this time Simpson is single.



Thoughts? Opinions?

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

APR 01, 2006 09:53 PM

Am I the only person who hates Dane Cook?
..and it has nothing to do with this. surreal

He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused

Drama

Drama

Columbus, OH
January 2003

APR 01, 2006 09:59 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Am I the only person who hates Dane Cook?
..and it has nothing to do with this. surreal

He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused



He's like the popular comic amongst the younger crowds (like 18-30) right now. I think he's funny because his stand-up is unique. Not the typical jokes that you hear told over and over again from a million stand-ups.

But trust me...I'd rather hear old Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, Jay Mohr, or Chris Rock anyday!

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

APR 01, 2006 09:59 PM

April fools? frown

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

APR 01, 2006 10:00 PM

Two talentless hacks getting together? Sounds about right to me.

PixieDuzt

PixieDuzt

Cincinnati, OH
February 2004

APR 01, 2006 10:02 PM

please tell me it is April Fools!!!! PLEASE! Dane, you disappoint me so!

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

APR 01, 2006 10:09 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Am I the only person who hates Dane Cook?
..and it has nothing to do with this. surreal

He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused




No. You aren't.

DrinkItUp

DrinkItUp

Philadelphia, PA
December 2005

APR 01, 2006 10:45 PM

He's probably just in it for the sex.
Well, at least I would hope so.

Girthy

Girthy

Canoga Park, CA
July 2005

APR 01, 2006 10:53 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused



I really hope that's scarcasm that I'm reading. What ever it is, it's pretty thick.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

APR 01, 2006 11:08 PM

GirthmanCossey said:

SirPsychoSexy said:
He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused



I really hope that's scarcasm that I'm reading. What ever it is, it's pretty thick.


No?
I don't understand what you have a problem with.

SirPsychoSexy

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ
January 2004

APR 01, 2006 11:12 PM

What exactly out of my first statement was inaccurate?

PixieDuzt

PixieDuzt

Cincinnati, OH
February 2004

APR 02, 2006 12:06 AM

Rafi said:

MrStitches said:

SirPsychoSexy said:
Am I the only person who hates Dane Cook?
..and it has nothing to do with this. surreal

He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused




No. You aren't.



I don't really get it either. It's not like I hate him; how could anyone hate him? He's bland, he 's inoffensive (or "offensive" in a way that's just safe enough for him to claim that he's "not PC!"), he's flavorless. Somewhere, Bill Hicks is either rolling in his grave or busting a gut laughing in bemusement - I'm not sure which.



Not all comedy has to offend someone.....in fact I really think that being offensive is just an easy way to get laughs.

Aaron

Aaron

Shakopee, MN
July 2004

APR 02, 2006 12:09 AM

su-fi bitches

Mythicus

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ
May 2004

APR 02, 2006 12:16 AM

the thought of trying to have conversation with jessica simpson gives me a headache.

BoxOfficePoison

BoxOfficePoison

Portland, OR
June 2003

APR 02, 2006 01:30 AM

MrStitches said:

SirPsychoSexy said:
Am I the only person who hates Dane Cook?
..and it has nothing to do with this. surreal

He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused




No. You aren't.



Yeah I tried with Dane Cook, didn't get it.

I'll just stick with Mitch Hedberg.

_panda_

_panda_

I'm lost
November 2005

APR 02, 2006 05:20 AM

Will and Grace...

... she is his beard.

Cecelia

Cecelia

Minneapolis, MN
June 2005

APR 02, 2006 07:24 AM

DrinkItUp said:
He's probably just in it for the sex.
Well, at least I would hope so.



Ditto.

Ryan_Dipietro

Ryan_Dipietro

Naples, FL
April 2004

APR 02, 2006 09:20 AM

Figures... his comedy is on about the same level as her capacity for thought.

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Palm Bay, FL
February 2003

APR 02, 2006 11:50 AM

Where is the sex tape?

We should get naked girlfriend pics from this at the least.

fictionalsounds

fictionalsounds

Alva, OK
April 2004

APR 02, 2006 12:02 PM

maybe he's looking to upgrade his material. she's always saying or doing something pretty damned laughable.

JohnClement

JohnClement

Silver Spring, MD
January 2004

APR 02, 2006 12:14 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Am I the only person who hates Dane Cook?
..and it has nothing to do with this. surreal

He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused



I think he's rather bad.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

APR 02, 2006 12:15 PM

Who really gives a shit about these limelight-soaked idiots. Someone grab me a beer.

Motionboy

Motionboy

Vancouver, BC
January 2004

APR 02, 2006 12:18 PM

dane cook rocks

Darke

Darke

Columbia, MO
June 2005

APR 02, 2006 02:31 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Am I the only person who hates Dane Cook?
..and it has nothing to do with this. surreal

He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused




I wouldn't even say he does a better than average set, since every interview he gives and appearance he makes just ends up using the same jokes that are in his current act.

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

APR 02, 2006 02:43 PM

PixieDuzt said:

Rafi said:

MrStitches said:

SirPsychoSexy said:
Am I the only person who hates Dane Cook?
..and it has nothing to do with this. surreal

He just does a better than average standup set, isn't ugly as fuck (rare for a comedian) and had a good website. I guess that is the formula for success now? confused




No. You aren't.



I don't really get it either. It's not like I hate him; how could anyone hate him? He's bland, he 's inoffensive (or "offensive" in a way that's just safe enough for him to claim that he's "not PC!"), he's flavorless. Somewhere, Bill Hicks is either rolling in his grave or busting a gut laughing in bemusement - I'm not sure which.



Not all comedy has to offend someone.....in fact I really think that being offensive is just an easy way to get laughs.



No, bullshit. Being "offensive" is an easy way to get laughs. Being genuinely offensive, but still keeping an audience laughing while they are at the same time squirming is fucking genius.

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