Sean P. Diddy Combs filed a lawsuit against skincare maker Proactive Solutions, alleging that months after he became a spokesperson for the line, he began suffering from acne breakouts. Diddy asserts this damaged his reputation with fellow hip-hop stars and fans.

"I look foolish on an infomercial promoting a product for skin care and my skin still has bumps on it," says P. Diddy in a statement.

In the ads for Proactive, Diddy claimed that the product helped "moisturize my situation and preserve my sexy."

Guthy Renker, the makers of Proactive, retaliated by filing a countersuit, saying that Diddys acne problems have nothing to do with their product, but instead is due to his other spokesperson gig with Diet Pepsi.

In the counter-suit, Guthy Renker claims that Diddy's consumption of sugary products such as Diet Pepsi has neutralized the cleansing effects Proactive Solution provides.

"Even though Diet Pepsi has no calories, fat or carbs, it still contains aspartame, potassium benzoate, phosphoric acid and citric acid which can wreak havoc on skin," said a source at Guthy Renker.

The Pepsi connection is sound, according to Dr. Julian Whitaker, who says that "aspartame has been proven to increase appetite, especially cravings for sweets."

As a result of his compromised situation and damaged sexy, Diddy wants his fucking money back.

"Proactive promises a risk fee, money-back trial," says Diddy. "After all I've been through, I want my money back and more."

lilyk

I'm lost

December 2004

APR 01, 2006 04:01 PM

I would say his situaiton has most certainly been compromised...

jrave

Italy

January 2004

APR 01, 2006 04:15 PM

guess he kinda topped out after J-Ho...

trocc

Chicago, IL

March 2003

APR 01, 2006 04:23 PM

i would think that simply doing an infomercial for a skin-care product would damage your reputation amongst fellow hip-hop stars and fans...

but i guess everything's fair game after Meth and Redman did those right guard commercials.

_panda_

I'm lost

November 2005

APR 01, 2006 05:00 PM

trocc said:
i would think that simply doing an infomercial for a skin-care product would damage your reputation amongst fellow hip-hop stars and fans...

but i guess everything's fair game after Meth and Redman did those right guard commercials.

Dude, everything became fair game after the Fat Boys did Disorderlies

Brrrrrrr. Stick em' HA HA HA. Stick em'

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

APR 01, 2006 05:24 PM

This suit needs to be decided by a jury.

That jury shall henceforth be named:
The Itty-Bitty Diddy Committee

Dephiant

Washington, DC

March 2006

APR 01, 2006 05:49 PM

Get real!! Why is he doing infomercials? is he broke? Did he get financial advice from MC Hammer?

Get real!

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

APR 01, 2006 06:01 PM

lilyk said:

I would say his situaiton has most certainly been compromised...

Don't hate, he's just love-drunk off of all that junk, all that junk all up in her trunk.

Bastardo

Boston, MA

January 2005

APR 01, 2006 06:14 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

lilyk said:

I would say his situaiton has most certainly been compromised...

Don't hate, he's just love-drunk off of all that junk, all that junk all up in her trunk.

I'm gonna git git git you drunk,
git you drunk off on my hump

sadoclause

Des Moines, IA

April 2003

APR 01, 2006 06:29 PM

fuck him.

[Edited on Apr 01, 2006 8:31PM]

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC

February 2005

APR 01, 2006 09:21 PM

trocc said:
i would think that simply doing an infomercial for a skin-care product would damage your reputation amongst fellow hip-hop stars and fans...

Words out of my mouth.

snakelover

Fresno, CA

November 2005

APR 01, 2006 09:47 PM

p-diddy looked foolish because he is a fool

Anton

Australia

September 2003

APR 01, 2006 10:16 PM

When Diddy passes, they'll preserve his sexy at the Smithsonian.

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

APR 01, 2006 11:36 PM

I see exactly what he's talking about....he was P Diddy and he kept using that stuff and it kind of kept changing how he looked. In the end, it literally changed the way he looked and he had to change is name to Diddy. I think he looks completely different from when he was P. Diddy.

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