NEWS: Benson Splits from Outspoken Wife

CELEB: Benson Splits from Outspoken Wife

Former Mets pitcher Kris Benson and his ex-topless dancer wife, Anna Benson, have called it quits.

Anna filed divorce papers in Atlanta on Thursday requesting to end their seven-year marriage, claiming it is “irretrievably broken."

Kris Benson, now a pitcher for the Baltimore Orioles, says he was traded by the Mets last year because of his wife's bad reputation in the media.

During an interview with Howard Stern last year, Anna claimed if her husband were to cheat on her, she would seek revenge by banging every member of the New York Mets organization—and would not exclude the groundskeepers.

*fixes hair, sprays binaca*

I'm guessing they figured there was something wrong in the relationship when she started making crazy threats in retaliation for things he hadn't actually done.

She's the Paris Hilton of baseball. Famous for being mildly attractive and willing to say and do stupid things. I can't wait until sports people stop talking about her.

That we know of anyway.

Besides, Kris Benson went to Clemson, and therefore does not deserve to have a beautiful wife.


[Edited on Mar 31, 2006 by mamet]

I tend to only find her attractive when she's in FHM. On her own, she's a bit...too much.

I don't think she would have had any luck with Piazza.

That is a gigantic forehead. At least, I think that's what it is. Something about her face is weird, but I can't figure out what it is.

[Edited on Mar 31, 2006 by MrStitches]

I get the impression that if he actually had done these things, we'd have independent confirmation from her with the release of her Orgy at Shea video.

Ouch. She looks like a failed Miss America contestant.

SOME PEOPLE LIKE THAT SORT OF THING, OK!?!?

I'm still trying to figure out what "s- - -w" means.

Co-signed.

Let's play hangman, but with a reduced set of letters. Take you first pick:

C E R

That's much less interesting than I had hoped for. "Swallow" was my best guess.

your fore head should be able to fit your first four fingers on it and that girl has a six or seven head going on....

I still don't get it.

Oh, SCREW. GOT IT. Jeez.

Not fair, the headline made it seem like he finally dumped this crazy chick, I call false advertising; she dumped him.

Edited because flase isn't aword

[Edited on Mar 31, 2006 by AaronB]

i really thought this was about a different Benson

wait sports people talk about her?

I actually do believe more non-sports people talk about her.... but hey I didn't even know she existed

I agree with the guy above that was what benson I thought this was about

I mean come on the Mets? They aren't really a team


edited to add insult

[Edited on Mar 31, 2006 by crazedlunatik]

me too , wtf.



will the real benson please stand up kthx

Me three. I'm disappointed now.

I don't find her even remotely appealing.

UH EXCUSE ME!

make that you four!

I was second! I was second!