How often do you drink?

When I am not sick, once every two days maybe.
I go in waves........

once every15 minutes....on the dot

This is about right for me, actually.

Whenever I am not brushing my teeth - 'cause that would just be gross.

I don't.

Maybe once a month, on average. Though I can easily go for months without.

If only you could see the three 16oz Budweiser cans, and empty scotch glass assembling at my feet.

I have a beer or two almost every day. I get drunk once maybe twice a week.

I know. I know. I should cut back.

That's not what your liquor store guy tells me - via facsimile of course.

Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.

And tonight.

a single drink or two maybe 3 times between 2 weeks

a decent buzz maybe once every 3 and a half weeks

really drunk once every 3 months (or twice if you count the next evening of a binge)

I have a beer every now and then with a meal.

I hardly ever drink to get drunk. I think the last time was 10 months ago, at my birthday party.

I'm a patented binge drinker. I'll go weeks, months sometimes without so much as a beer, then I'll go out and drink all weekend.
Of course if there's beer in the fridge at the shop after work I'll often sit around drinking and shooting the shit 'til it's all gone.

My liquor store guy loves me.

"Another 40 of High Life, sir? Very good, sir!"

Like clockwork. Every now and then I'll switch it up and get a 32. Just to keep him on his toes.

BROOKLYN, slut!

Mm, it depends.
Sometimes I will have a few drinks every day, then I will go week without drinking. I get completely drunk maybe twice a month. Maybe more often when I am not unemployed. At the moment, I drink some about every other day.

i drink ninety-nine days out of a hundred. probably 12 of those are very drunk days.

He's already passed out.

Oh. No, here he is back for round 2.