Party jokes thread

I'll start:

How do you get a Cisco Certified Network Administrator off your porch?

How do you have vaginal and anal sex at the same time?

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Fuck a girl while she's pregnant. Hehe, ok I know that's an oldie, but it's a goodie.

I've got to give you this pair, because they just go together.

How do you keep a nun from falling down a manhole?

Why couldn't the nun turn around in the elevator?

What's black, white and red and has a hard time getting out of a phone booth?

wow nobody has any jokes to tell

What is the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?

and easily my most favorite, horrible, offensive joke.

What is better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?

What's black, white and if it fell from a tree and landed on your body would kill you?

God help me, I shouldn't find that half as funny as I do.

how do you get a nun pregnant?

Thank you. Thank you vurry much.

I am going to hell but the second one literally made me fall of my chair laughing. Thank you

i try. you're welcome. share it with your friends.

i luuuuuv you!!!

let's give this one a try.

why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

YES!!

So far that makes you, my mother and some clockroom girl I tipped one time!

Dude, how did this thread die so fast? All the funny people out at the comedy club?

what sucks and has 9 arms?