ICD9 said:
Am I the only one that would rather see a teenager with mouth sores than with a baby?

I mean, preferrably neither, but Sharon's advice may not be all that lame. Poorly worded, but not totally lame.

I agree, this is the point. We're looking at it as a last ditch effort, not a stupid 15 year old boyfriend asking his 12 year old GF to have sex with him or something like that. We're looking at a situation of very little options.

Wait, what? You lost me.

Oh, population control. Yes. In total agreement.

swingkitten

Portland, OR

OLD SKOOL

MAR 30, 2006 01:23 AM

This thread has been an incredible jaunt through WTF-ville.
My head is screaming vile, angry things and laughing at the same time. Thank you, suicidegirls.com

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

MAR 30, 2006 05:22 AM

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

[Edited on Mar 30, 2006 by Jeff_Fries]

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY

March 2006

MAR 30, 2006 10:39 AM

swingkitten said:
This thread has been an incredible jaunt through WTF-ville.
My head is screaming vile, angry things and laughing at the same time. Thank you, suicidegirls.com

lilyk

I'm lost

December 2004

MAR 30, 2006 11:40 AM

cocoabutter said:

swingkitten said:
This thread has been an incredible jaunt through WTF-ville.
My head is screaming vile, angry things and laughing at the same time. Thank you, suicidegirls.com

My little friend is taking a stab at being the new "O RLY?"

priapus

I'm lost

January 2004

MAR 30, 2006 11:55 AM

Wow, I was all ready to open this thread and read some witty critiques of Sharon's oral techniques.

Instead I found a futile effort to educate the obtuse on the silly suggestion of trading oral rape for vaginal rape.

Sur-reals.

cop_n_blow

USA

July 2004

MAR 30, 2006 12:14 PM

must have been a situation he couldn't get out of.

evlbaMbee

United Kingdom

February 2006

MAR 30, 2006 12:50 PM

Salieri said:
Am I the only one who thinks its a little creepy that Sharon Stone talked about oral sex with some kid while her mother was shopping for a camisole?

Edit: I mean, honestly?

[Edited on Mar 29, 2006 by Salieri]

No, not at all.

mamet

Charleston, SC

March 2005

MAR 30, 2006 01:23 PM

fictionalsounds said:
maybe if she put her two causes together, she could blow someone for peace in the middle east.

idiot.

She has already offered to "kiss just about anyone" to bring peace to the region.

I can't believe this thread took the turn it did. Seriously, as though fellating your assailant will somehow be less traumatic for someone than vaginal rape.

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA

July 2004

MAR 30, 2006 01:26 PM

mamet said:

fictionalsounds said:
maybe if she put her two causes together, she could blow someone for peace in the middle east.

idiot.

But I guarantee you that calling Batman won't be as trauma...

Oh, nevermind. The point is made.

lilyk

I'm lost

December 2004

MAR 30, 2006 01:37 PM

Subrosa said:

mamet said:

fictionalsounds said:
maybe if she put her two causes together, she could blow someone for peace in the middle east.

idiot.

But I guarantee you that calling Batman won't be as trauma...

Oh, nevermind. The point is made.

You called?

camdenroad

I'm lost

November 2004

MAR 30, 2006 02:41 PM

did she say that or did someone make it up. perhaps she was being ironic and nobody noticed like that one time when i was ironic and no one noticed and the police came and it got so messy-well i'm out now and none the worse for it!

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

MAR 30, 2006 03:52 PM

crispy said:

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It's just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don't see any tigers around, do you? [Homer thinks of this, then pulls out some money]
Homer: Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

This is EXACTLY the first thing I thought.

lyfeforce

Springfield, PA

February 2005

MAR 31, 2006 05:43 AM

....aaaaand now I'm scared. Can someone remind me to hide my little cousin when Sharon Stone's in Philly please? Thanks.

Anabel

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

APR 04, 2006 01:59 PM

can someone please just come over here and suck me off?
k'thanks.

lilyk

I'm lost

December 2004

APR 04, 2006 04:20 PM

Anabel said:
can someone please just come over here and suck me off?
k'thanks.

you called?

[Edited on Apr 04, 2006 by lilyk]

LondonX

Strasburg, VA

January 2006

APR 04, 2006 04:25 PM

Seriously people, WHY are you believing this? Don't you realize what the papa is capable of? I adore Sharon, but even if I didn't, I still wouldn't believe this.

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