FUCK YOU, LANDLORD.....FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Christ on Crutches.......Why am I awake at 5:30 when I don't have to go to work, you might ask? Oh...no reason really....other than the fact that it's 58 fucking degrees in my apartment!

You see....my STUPID fucking landlord disonnected MY thermostat and made it so she controls the thermostat. Why did she do that? Well, she accused me of leaving the heat wayyyyy up. How did she come to that conclusion? Well, we live in a duplex. I live in the second floor of the house. She said it kept getting "hotter than usual" on the first floor and surmised that I was turning the heat too high and leaving it up when I went out to work.

That's some genius detective work....except that heat fucking rises you stupid cunt!!!!!!!!! Do you even realize how fucking hot it would have to get up here before the heat banked down to the first floor you festering boil of a woman!?!?!?!?!!

fuck you...I'm going to go piss in your mail-slot right now.....twat.

Slip in his window,
Break his neck!
Then his house
I start to wreck!
Got no reason --
What the heck!
Kill my landlord, kill my landlord.

Let's all piss in her mail-slot...

... wait, that sounds weird...

Cut her phone line from outside, one night. See how she likes having something disconnected.

Roll her over with your huge army of giant balls!

... you know, from your profile pic... what?

YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Buy a house- then it can be
FUCK YOU ELECTRIC COMPANY
FUCK YOU BANK
FUCK YOU LOCAL COUNCIL
FUCK YOU KIDS SKATEBOARDING IN MY DRIVEWAY
FUCK YOUNEIGHBOURS
FUCK ME FOR FORGETTING TOP PAY THE MORTGAGE
FUCK YOU BAILIFF
FUCK YOU GUY IN FRONT ME IN THE LINE AT THE SOUP KITCHEN.

My life is soooooo happening.

That's totally weak dude. You shouold totally leave a flaming bag of dog poo on her door step.

Is what she's doing even legal? :\

Anyway I can sympathise with you, I have zero tolerance of heat.

Sue her and take her house.

Dark and lonely on a summer's night.

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Watchdog barking. Do he bite?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Slip in his window. Break his neck.

Then his house I start to wreck.

Got no reason. What the heck?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

C-I-L my land lord!

I'm confused. Is 58 degrees too hot, or too cold? If it was hot on the first floor it would be reall hot on the second, so...

Blah. Maybe I need more coffee.

I got the impression that the OP meant 58 degrees Fahrenheit, which is 14.4 degrees Celcius. Pretty cold.

58 degrees while you're sleeping is cold? Er, okay. They have blankets in the UK, yeah?

Yes the pissing- it MUST happen!

Yes, which is why I may be wrong about the units.

I like the cutting her phone line idea.

Sue her ass for violation of your quiet enjoyment. Seriously; call your local health department. If she has exclusive control over your heat then there are day time and night time minimums as to where the heat has to be set (depending on the outside temp. and time of year).

Oh, and none of the above constitutes advice, legal or otherwise.

[Edited on Mar 29, 2006 by Dead_Ringer]

Hahahahaha. I will laugh at "heat rises you stupid fucking cunt" all the live-long day. Sigh. Good times, good times.

damn. that is seriously retardted.

I've got a pitchfork, who's got the torches?

Yeah, I actually already have a copy of the State law regading landlord-provided heat. In New Jersey, From October 1 through May 1, the temperature in the apartment may be no less than 68 degrees from 6:00am to 11:00 pm and no less than 65 degrees between 11:00 pm and 6:00 am.

The outside temperature has no bearing.

Between May 2nd and September 30th is covered under local health codes.